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Halloween Caption Contest

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2009


Country Bumpkin

Country Bumpkin

Have a look at the above photo and use your paranormal, abbynormal, subnormal, immoral, and normal cognitive skills to conjure up a caption for this picture. Good luck to everyone.

Happy Halloween – Samhain


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9 Responses to “Halloween Caption Contest”

  1. Lead Scientist said

    Driving miss Pumpkin!

  2. Lead Scientist said

    How do you like my Ghordgeous truck?

  3. Valdunagan said

    C’mon, lets run some red lights.

    From Ghostbusters

  4. Keymaster said

    O.J. Lantern in his slow speed chase through the streets of Los Angeles.

  5. No Interest said

    Jack was allowed out just once per year and tonight he was on his way to the Bunny Ranch with a years savings to screw his ghords out.

  6. Roll D said

    Since being fired from The View, Rosie O’donnell was seen driving taxi in NYC.

  7. LOTGK said

    It was raining hard in Frisco,
    I needed one more fare to make my night.
    A lady up ahead waved to flag me down,
    She got in at the light.

  8. Green Hood said

    Obamas cash for clunkers program extends into Novemeber.

  9. Anti-christ said

    I want my chauffeur back.

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