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Hottest Zombie Halloween Costume

Posted by LOTGK on October 11, 2009


That Is Some Heavy Flow

Hottest Looking Zombie Ever

The secret to home made sexy Halloween zombie costumes.
First, purchase a Halloween makeup kit from your local party or novelty store. Make sure it has the tube of fake red blood in it.
Second, find a very short and skimpy, (See through if possible) white wife beater and distress the material with rips and scrapes.
Third, this is a very important step. Make sure you have ample assets (Such as the lovely Gemma Massey pictured above) to sexily display your attributes. Make sure the wife beater is two sizes to small, to better display your bosom and sexy curves in a more attention getting light.
Fourth, mix and apply the fake red blood over your boobs (OK, your breasts) sparingly on your forehead and face, wife beater, hands and legs.
Fifth, allow fake blood five minutes to dry.

You are now ready to attend your Halloween party where assuredly you will be crowned “Sexiest Halloween Zombie Costume!”

Happy Halloween – Samhain


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18 Responses to “Hottest Zombie Halloween Costume”

  1. Ann-Mi said

    Hmm, I don’t know, I think it has the whole ‘undead’ thing missing. Definitely got the hot thing down though.
    I’m including a not safe for work link for reference of much more undead-looking zombie hotness!

  2. Valdunagan said

    I’d let her bite me anytime.

  3. Max Jackl said

    she would be the ultimate Halloween party date. Lusty busty babe.

  4. Green Hood said

    Now we’re talking some serious babe-age. I’d eat her like a crazed zombie.

  5. Gumby said

    Gemma Massey is sexy, no matter what she is wearing, or not wearing. i want more Gemma Massey. I want more Gemma Massey. I WANT MORE GEMMA MASSEY! I WANT MORE GEMMA MASSEY.

  6. Eng8te said

    I agree. she is hot. More please.

  7. Anti-christ said

    I will see if I can arrange a showdown between Gemma and Milla Jovovich.

    You’re welcome.

  8. How did u make ur zombie costume?? =))

  9. sarah said

    im going to try this, but much more zombie-ish. I think i could pull it off cause i kinda look like this hottie 🙂

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