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Ghost Sex

Posted by LOTGK on October 9, 2009

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Rubbed More Than A Lamp

Forget Calling Ghost Hunters

A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural and paranormal. To get a feel for his audience, he asked how many people there believed in ghosts? About 80 students raised their hands.

The professor thought they were off to a good start. He continued and asked out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost? About 40 students raise their hands.

The professor said to the student body that was very impressive. He then asked if anyone Has ever talked to a ghost? About 15 students raise their hand.

The professor pursued asking if anyone here ever touched a ghost?
Incredibly, three students raise their hands.

The professor was intrigued and said that is fantastic but I have one more question to ask you three, have any of you ever made love to a ghost? Way in the back, Dick raised his hand.

The professor took off his glasses, and said “Son, in all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever come forward and claimed to have made love to a ghost. You have got to come up here and tell us all about your experience.”

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to amble his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked, “So Dick, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”

Dick replied, “Oh shit teacher, from way back there I thought you said Goats.”

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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17 Responses to “Ghost Sex”

  1. Angler Aside said

    LOL. I knew it was going to be something like that. Thanks. Your site is great and it looks like you are in the halloween spirit already.

  2. Albert H. said

    This is no joke. There have been numerous accounts and reports about ghosts or spirits having intercourse with humans. Mostly it is with the women and the ghost is a male entity but there have been reports that men were raped and pleasured as well by a female ghost.

  3. Contessa Confessa said

    i love you at halloween time!

  4. Reach Forit said

    I dream of Jeannie, a whole new meaning.

  5. Contessa Confessa said

    ummm, yeah… we all know i can get a little pervy at times; however, i can assure you that i did NOT type this reply. and whoever “linked” using my name is NOT ME.

    please remove? much appreciated!

    signed the one and only, contessa confessa

  6. Valdunagan said

    How come that never happens to me. When my house gets haunted, the damn demons break all my furniture.

  7. Anti-christ said

    Just wait until he opens his eyes!

    It’s Rosie O’Donnell.

  8. Max Jackl said

    Got wood again.

  9. BECCIE said

    omg that is sooo funny lol

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