Posted by LOTGK on October 9, 2009
A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural and paranormal. To get a feel for his audience, he asked how many people there believed in ghosts? About 80 students raised their hands.
The professor thought they were off to a good start. He continued and asked out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost? About 40 students raise their hands.
The professor said to the student body that was very impressive. He then asked if anyone Has ever talked to a ghost? About 15 students raise their hand.
The professor pursued asking if anyone here ever touched a ghost?
Incredibly, three students raise their hands.
The professor was intrigued and said that is fantastic but I have one more question to ask you three, have any of you ever made love to a ghost? Way in the back, Dick raised his hand.
The professor took off his glasses, and said “Son, in all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever come forward and claimed to have made love to a ghost. You have got to come up here and tell us all about your experience.”
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to amble his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked, “So Dick, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”
Dick replied, “Oh shit teacher, from way back there I thought you said Goats.”
Happy Halloween – Samhain
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL