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Coffin Lady

Posted by LOTGK on October 6, 2009


Ded Mann Inc.

Ded Mann Inc.

Meet the Coffin lady, the spokes model for Ded Mann incorporated. Ded Mann makes toy coffins, perfect for party invitations, advertising, craft projects, wedding invitations, mailing boxes, party favors, Halloween decorations, and much more.

The Coffin Lady, as you can see, makes personal appearances at trade shows and conventions, and is very personable ans entertaining. She has a wonderful voice and stays in character.

You can visit Ded Mann Incorporated at
4 Halloween Coffins

Happy Halloween – Samhain


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22 Responses to “Coffin Lady”

  1. Anti-christ said

    So you’ve met my lovely wife!

  2. Did I’h just read “WIFE”?! Lordy have some Mercy now will ya’ll?!
    I’h sure do ‘preciate the compliment but sweetie, are you sure you’re up’ta being wed to a woman who works for a company named “Ded Mann”?
    lol, thanks for the kind words above and ya’ll be sure to have a Craft Coffin’kinda All Hallows Eve!
    Eternally yours,
    The Coffin Lady

  3. Valdunagan said

    A little sunlight couldn’t hurt, could it? Very cool that the coffin lady replied to you. Does she talk in a Southern drawl the way she types?

  4. Gumby said

    I’d like to get a peak under them thar pantaloons.

  5. Green Hood said

    Is that a wig or her real hair? The poor mans Elvira.

  6. Anti-christ said

    I say once again. So you’ve met my lovely wife!
    My very typical nagging complaining wife.

    I’m in Hell here folks.

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