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Preseason Game 4: Vikings Lose To Cowboys 35-31

Posted by LOTGK on September 5, 2009

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The Childress "O" Face

The Childress "O" Face

Earlier this week, Doctor Brad Childress removed the balls of Tarvaris Jackson by sending feelers to the NFL to gauge the interest in Jackson. Just a year earlier, Childress touted Jackson as the starter possessing all the tools of a top-flight NFL quarterback.

The tides have turned however since Childress revealed his “O” face after luring Brett Favre to the purple side. (Luke, I am your fathers mothers sister twice removed brother in law on your mothers side. So what does that make us? Absolutely nothing!) See ya Tarvaris. I hear the 49ers are looking for a back up.

Last night, the Cowboys defeated the Vikings 35-31 with the help of two interceptions for touchdowns and an 82 yard punt return. Rosenfels and Booty each tossed a bone headed interception while Jackson played a limited amount of time. I would have thought Childress would have showcased him for a potential trade.

The “Turk” waits for no one. The Vikings need to cut down to 53 active players late this afternoon. Players on the bubble that may have won spots on the team are running back Ian Anderson with his 17 rushes for 61 yards and two touchdowns. Jaymar Johnson and Darius Reynaud with their excellent special team play perhaps have earned a spot as well. For John Booty, if Jackson doesn’t get traded, the best he could hope for is a trip to the practice squad.

The preseason is officially over. The Brett Favre era begins in Cleveland next Sunday. Brad Childress is securely joined at the hip to Favre. How Favre fares and if he can remain healthy will determine the future of Childress.

For this Viking fan, I am excited for the upcoming season. In addition to Brett Favre, Percy Harvin will add a significant impact to the kick return game, running game, receiving game, and even at quarterback. E.J. Henderson is back healthy and looking faster than last year. Peterson and Taylor are the best running back tandems in the NFL and I predict seeing both of them on the field together more often. Let us hope Favre maintains his iron man record of starts and he gets through the season injury free and guides the team to the super bowl.

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8 Responses to “Preseason Game 4: Vikings Lose To Cowboys 35-31”

  1. LOTGK said

    The Turk comes to Minnesota. The following players have been cut from the team.

    DB Colt Anderson
    QB John David Booty
    FB Nehemiah Broughton
    DE Martail Burnett
    OL Chris Clark
    OL Brian Daniels
    OL Juan Garcia
    DE Otis Grigsby
    S De’von Hall
    LB David Herron
    DT Antoine Holmes
    RB Ian Johnson
    DT Tremaine Johnson
    OL Andy Kemp
    CB Marcus McCauley
    TE Garrett Mills
    WR Nick Moore
    TE Jake Nordin
    WR Vinny Perretta
    OL Drew Radovich
    DB Marcus Walker
    WR Bobby Williams

  2. Viking Godz said

    The Vikings put Booty on the practice squad and Ian Anderson. Who will be the backup quarterback and who will be the deactivated 3rd? My guess is that Sage will be the second string.

    • LOTGK said

      Booty said he was shocked no team other than the Vikings claimed him. As for backup, I am going to say Jackson is the backup and Sage the 3rd team.

  3. Viking Godz said

    The Vikings travel to Cleveland Sunday for the debut of brett Favre. I remember when he was on the Packers, Favre would always come out to hyped up and would throw a few bone headed passes. I hope he can get his jitters under control because the Browns game is a huge game. If the Vikings lose this game, the entire season is at risk as the locker room will begin to pick sides between Favre, Jackson, and Rosenfels.

    • LOTGK said

      Agreed on Favre. He does come out pumped up. Perhaps a few handoffs to Peterson and a reverse to Harvin and then start throwing the ball.
      Agreed if the Vikings get off to a slow start the locker room will divide. I think it is already.

  4. Gumby said

    His O face. LMFAO!

    More like O Shit.

    • LOTGK said

      It will be if the Vikings get off to a slow start. If they do, Childress better start practicing saying, “Do you want fries with that,” and “Please pull around to the second window.”

  5. Anti-christ said

    My work is done here. The Vikings will wind up in hell. Or play like it. Either way, I win.

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