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UFO Over Gatlinburg, Tennessee

Posted by LOTGK on June 25, 2009

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A disturbance photographed in the Gatlinburg, Tennessee night sky is now being called a UFO. Last night thousands of people witnessed an unidentified flying object hovering above Old Airport Road. The object was brightly lit and pulsated changing colors as it rapidly ascended into the night sky. It seemed to be rotating ever so slowly and from our vantage point, it made absolutely no noise whatsoever. The object stayed in the night sky for over three hours until it’s lights went black and it whisked away into the heavens.

Of course the Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists were present to capture the UFO on film. Thousands of eyewitnesses claimed to have seen this UFO many times before in almost the exact same position in the night sky.

By using the moon, (The object in the upper left hand corner of the photograph) a comparative size can be ascertained. Upon initial investigation, it has been determined that the object is at least 100 feet round and can easily hold 100 people. Perhaps this is some sort of transport alien ship that culls and herds us humans away for experimentation and sexual tests.

The Grassy Knoll Institute will continue it’s investigation.

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12 Responses to “UFO Over Gatlinburg, Tennessee”

  1. Max Jackl said

    Amazing detail. It’s almost as if the saucer was stationery.

    • LOTGK said

      However, it was revolving ever so slowly. And sadly, it is now being reported that there were about 75 people aboard the craft that evening.

  2. Gumby said

    Rumor has it that L. R. Hubbard came back in his space ship to collect Tom Cruise and all the other Scientologists.

  3. Anti-christ said

    Its not a UFO. Its the star of Venus, also known as Lucifer’s light. You may worship me now.

  4. Jonny Gam said

    Fake.

  5. SIGHTER said

    I GOT YOU ONE BEAT. I HAVE RIDDEN ON THAT SPACE SHIP IN GATLINBURG.

  6. Great blog. People always are quick to dismiss the obvious. They will deny it till the cows come home and sing “I’m a man of constant sorrow”. Thanks for a great job here. All the best.

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