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Sam Ronson Now On The Clock

Posted by LOTGK on April 8, 2009

Signaling Two Minutes Of Fame Remaining

Signaling Her Two Minutes Of Fame Remaining

Sam Ronson’s, (DJ to the stars, in the Hollywood spotlight for a year now) time is about to expire. Sam has been famously dating actress Lindsay Lohan but the honeymoon is all but over. Sam has had enough of Lindsay and has locked her out of their love nest. She has gone so far as to have Lindsay barred from her DJ gigs, changed the locks at her apartment, and is procuring a restraining order demanding that she stay at least 100 yards away from her.

Sam Ronson, this is your two minute warning informing you that your 15 minutes of fame is about to expire.

I hear the Epstein wedding needs a DJ!!!


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10 Responses to “Sam Ronson Now On The Clock”

  1. Max Jackl said

    Now Sammy can She Bang with William Hung.

  2. Gumby said

    Hey, is that a Timex watch she’s wearing. You know the one, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking. 🙂

  3. LOTGK said

    And oh BTW, I happened to predict the breakup of Lindsay and Sam months ago. Here is the proof.
    Fifty 2009 Predictions

  4. Permanent Behave said

    I hear Britney Spears is now available.

  5. Gumby said

    Leave Britney Alone!

  6. Anti-christ said

    My plan is working perfectly. Once Paris, Britney, Lindsay, and Tara come together, they will form my four horsemen signaling the coming of the Apocalypse.

  7. Valdunagan said

    She’s dating men now, not Lindsay, but Sam. Make up your mind bitch.

  8. Green Hood said

    Lindsay Lohan can certainly do better than Sam Ronson. Just ask Ellen.

  9. Dotcom said

    Damn, she’s ungly. Sam, not Lindsay.

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