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Hammer Of The Gods

Posted by LOTGK on February 14, 2009

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February Update – Winter Of Discontent

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods,
Will drive our ships to new lands.
To fight the horde and sing and cry,
Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with, with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the Western shore.

The Minnesota Vikings Metrodome lease expires in 2011 leaving just 24 more games left for the Vikings before they move out of the state. Yes Viking fans, they will move because the Minnesota legislature are not going to approve a new stadium. Hell, they approved a new Twins stadium and a new Gopher stadium, but when it came down to the Vikings stadium, they were treated like red headed step children. Can you say LA Vikings!

Seriously, the Vikings are being openly courted to move to a new stadium in Los Angeles, California. And why wouldn’t they. Viking fans can thank Governor Tim Pawlenty.

Brett Favre, Former Green Bay Slacker quarterback and current New York Jets quarterback, announced his retirement this week to the world. (Again!) (To Viking fans, this means six more weeks of speculation) Seriously, rumors have surfaced again that he wants to play for the Vikings and will somehow finagle his way to do it.

A couple problems here. One, Favre is 40 come this season. He needs surgery. He fizzled at the end of last season. And oh yea, he has the NFL record for most interceptions in a career.

To rectify this ugly rumor, the Vikings need to act swiftly and sign free agent quarterback Jeff Garcia. He runs the West Coast Offense very well, very mobile, accurate, smart, and has a live enough arm to get it done. Garcia is a perfect fit for the Vikings for the short term. We all know Tarvaris Jackson is not ready and J.D. Booty may have what it takes, but he needs to ride the pine at least one more season. Garcia can take this team to the next level. And that level is the superbowl.

Matt Birk! I don’t know what you did to piss off Chilly, but you are now a free agent. Perhaps it was your all pro work ethic that pissed him off. Or your team leadership, or your anchored presence on the offensive line and in the locker room. Perhaps it was your charity work with the Minnesota community that angered Chilly. I hope you resign with the Vikings but totally understand if you look elsewhere. Your backup Sullivan is completely unproven and the entire offense, nay, the entire organization will suffer if you choose to seek employment elsewhere.

Three former Viking players were eligible for the Hall of Fame this year. Randall McDaniel, Cris Carter, and John Randle. Only Randall McDaniel got elected in. McDaniel was an all pro selection 12 straight years and continues to be a pillar to his community.

Cris Carter again got dissed. Why? I really don’t know. Let’s look at his career stats. Cris Carter – 16 seasons – 234 games – 1101 receptions – 13899 yards and 130 touchdowns. These stats are second to only one receiver in the history of the NFL. Jerry Rice.

John Randle. I remember the face paint and his tenacious play on the field. Randle ended his career with 137.5 sacks, which happens to be the most in NFL history for a defensive tackle. And yet, Randle gets passed by.

Next week, free agency season opens and the Vikings need to dip into the talent pool once again and with about $20 million under the cap, they have the money to do it. The iron is hot, it’s time to strike. Here’s what the Vikings need to do this off season.

* Sign Jeff Garcia. Garcia is the perfect quick fix for the Vikings. He can command the offense than the existing quarterbacks on the team right now. With Garcia under center the Vikings would be legitimate Superbowl contenders.

* Resign all pro center Birk. Birk has been the anchor for the line for years and is the protection caller. if he is not back at center in 2009, the offense will take a steep decline in production.

* Sign another quality starting caliber receiver. Berrian is drawing all the attention because seriously, Wade, Ferguson, Allison and Rice were not scaring any defenders. Sidney Rice is injury prone, and if he can stay healthy for an entire season, Hell, I’d take six straight games, he would be a good starting receiver.

* Sign a right guard and right tackle linemen.

* Sign a cover corner.

* Use the #1 draft pick for best receiver on the board.

Enjoy the 2009 season Vikings fans for 2010 will bring a change of address for the team. The writing is on the wall. Pawlenty and the Minnesota legislature will not open up a dialog for a new stadium which in essence forces the Vikings to seek a stadium elsewhere. With the Vikings in the 49th ranked media market, there are plenty of cities chomping at the bit to sink their teeth into an NFL team.

BTW, Los Angeles is the #2 media market in the nation.


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4 Responses to “Hammer Of The Gods”

  1. Viking Godz said

    I would also like to see the coaching staff with with Peterson to prevent his fumbling. Every defender knows he fumbles and will go after him even more. If Peterson cuts down on his fumbling, he will become one of the greatest running backs.

  2. LOTGK said

    Garcia is available, and he would be an excellent short term fix at quarterback. A huge improvement which would also allow the Vikings to develop Jackson and Booty for another year or so.

  3. All Things Ben said

    I am beginning to believe you do have an insight, not psychic but an insight on current events. You nailed the Favre saga to the letter. Who gets cut now? Booty, who already had to give up his jersey number or maybe Jackson as Childress apparently abandoned him in favor of Favre.

    • LOTGK said

      The Favre saga was easy. He’s been saying the same thing for four years now. I predict Favre will waffle once again next year about retiring.

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