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Six More Weeks Of Winter

Posted by LOTGK on February 6, 2009

Buckeye Chuck’s Weather Predicting Has Come To A Brutal End

Buckeye Chuck, the lesser known weather predicting groundhog (Punxsutawney Phil) emerged from his hole on Monday, February 2nd, and spotted his shadow that signaled six more weeks of winter.

This morning, Grassy Knoll Institute investigators found Buckeye Chuck dead, lying just outside his lair. An eyewitness stated an angry bystander driving a Jeep and wearing a real fur coat did not like the prediction made this year and ran Chuck over.

P.E.T.A. is pissed.


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8 Responses to “Six More Weeks Of Winter”

  1. Valdunagan said

    Pam Anderson is sure to arrive on the scene being an avid spokesmodel for PETA.

  2. Chica said

    I bet it was the lead scientist, in the jeep, with studded tires. :p

  3. Anonymous said

    Peta Wilson, yes I would love for her to get involved. The otehr Peta, not so much.

  4. Richard said

    Hi LOTGK
    I find your blog when I search Grassy Knoll Institute and enjoyed reading your post about Six More Weeks Of Winter.

  5. LOTGK said

    That’s funny! When I do a search for SPAM there, your site comes up!

  6. Contessa Confessa said

    Poor chuck…

  7. Gumby said

    Yeah, call me blind, but isn’t that a squirrel? Or is that Buckeye Chucks cousin? 🙂

  8. Janna kay sparks said

    My favorite weather predictor is “Smith Lake Jake”, I have never seen him in person, but I saw him on the American Idol show, and he was so cute. I also visited his site which is

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