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Elvira – Mistress Of The Dark – Tribute

Posted by LOTGK on October 22, 2008

Mistress Of The Dark

Cassandra Peterson, better known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, is the uncontested Queen of all things Halloween. Elvira got her start in 1981 as a hostess at a television station in California airing horror B movies late at night on the weekends. Elvira quickly gathered a cult following and rose to Halloween iconic status in a very short time. She has been reigning over her minions ever since.

Elvira has done countless television and radio interviews, appeared in dozens of movies and is the pitch woman in several commercials (Coors and Pepsi) but it’s her public appearance schedule around the country that makes her the queen of Halloween. Check out Elvira’s website to join her fan club, view her sexy photo and funny video gallery, see the crazy scary Elvira merchandise, and find where she is appearing next during this very busy Halloween season.

Speaking of appearances. I met Elvira, (Cassandra Peterson) at the Transworld National Halloween convention in Chicago, Illinois. I spied her as Cassandra (Without costume) entering the show (No, I did not snap any photos, it wouldn’t be polite) and she quickly went to wardrobe where she transformed into the Mistress of the dark. She was very accommodating as thousands of fans lined up to see and chat with her. Let me tell you, she is “Dead sexy baby.”

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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9 Responses to “Elvira – Mistress Of The Dark – Tribute”

  1. Chica said

    I have seen several women attempt to pull off an “Elvira” for Halloween, and they just cannot compete. She is a one and only type of gal, and your right, she’s definably dead sexy! 🙂

  2. Gumby said

    Motorboat! Motorboat! I’d love to motorboat.

  3. Fish-On-A-Wall said

    Damn hot for a 60 some year old. Those boobies are held together nice.

  4. None Your Biz said

    Great rack. Best boobs for halloween.

  5. Angry Pumpkin said

    Nice. Elvira is the top date for halloween. Any man, or woman would be jealous.

  6. Anti-christ said

    I see you have met my wife! Isn’t she a delight? And the boobs, real, I allow it.

  7. Bitzky said

    She was the first computer game character I drooled over…. *a nostalgic sigh*

  8. said

    this extremely vibrant,very sexy,totally 100% woman and will lose my train of thought when i see every single time i lay my eyes on her beauty….Ive been around for a while and age has had nothing to do with her extreme beauty and shape….Id fall all over my tongue if she was 150 years old!!!!!!what a beautiful love affair,even though from far away,she will always be number one in my haunting type life!!!!!!!from secret mate

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