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Week 07 Preview: Vikings – Bears

Posted by LOTGK on October 18, 2008

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Childress Tales Of The Bizarro World

The Minnesota Vikings led by head coach Brad Childress travel to Chicago Sunday with first place in the division as the prize to the victor. The only logical explanation is that this universe has somehow been transported into the Bizarro World universe. Lets look at the whacky credo code of Bizarro World.

Us do opposite of all earthly things! Check!
Us hate beauty! Check!
Us love ugliness! Check!
Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World! Check!

If that doesn’t describe Brad Childress and the Minnesota Vikings this year, then I don’t know what does?

The Chicago Bears were embarrassed last season as Viking Adrian Peterson ran all over their vaunted defense. Peterson racked up 224 yards and two touchdowns. You can bet that Urlacher has this game circled on his calendar.

The Bears benched Grossman and went with Orton. Looks like a good switch as the Bears offense is clicking. Perhaps Joe Forte, the rookie running back who is lighting up the field has assisted.

For the Vikings, Gus Frerotte, unlike Viking Ex-quarterback Daunte Culpepper, has got his roll on. With Gus at the helm, the Vikings offense has improved since Tarvaris Jackson was benched after week two. I just realized, this will be a battle of backup quarterbacks.

For the Bears to win:
Orton must play within himself, make the throws that will be there for him. Devin Hester must be heavily involved both on special teams and as a wide receiver. Joe Forte has to control the ground, and take what the defense allows. The offensive line must keep Kevin Williams at bay. And of course, Urlacher and the Bears defense must pressure Frerotte and hold Peterson under 100 yards.

For the Vikings to win:
Gus Frerotte must get the ball out of his hands in a hurry as the Bears rush is ferocious. The receivers must catch the ball and not drop it. Adrian Peterson needs to be utilized to his fullest. 25 carries and several pass catches. Bernard Berrian, former Bear receiver, must play within his game. Emotions will be high for him, he needs to maintain control. The defense must pressure and sack Orton. if he is taken out of his comfort zone, he will make mistakes. And don’t kick the god damn ball to Devin Hester.

We live in a Bizarro World where Brad Childress is Mr. Mxyzptlk. (Google the name, you’ll understand!)


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