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Week 06: Vikings Defeat Lions 12-10

Posted by LOTGK on October 12, 2008

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Bernard Berrian – 5 Catches – 131 Yards – 1 TD

The Detroit Lions came to Minnesota to play today. Their defense made play after play keeping the score close. So close in fact, the half time score was 3-2 Lions. The final score was 12-10 as Vikings kicker Longwell nailed a game winning field goal with 9 seconds left.

The Lions fall to 0-5 as the Vikings climb to 3-3 winning back to back games. The Vikings travel to Chicago next week for a battle for first place. Yes Viking fans, for first place.

Let me get this out of the way for the two Detroit Lion fans that will read this. The officials made a bad call on pass interference at the end of the game. However, in that same drive, the Vikings were called for holding on a 9 yard run by Peterson that backed them up 10 more yards. And that holding call was completely bogus.

MVP of the game: Kevin Williams, defensive tackle. Williams had 8 tackles and 4 sacks today. Jared Allen also recorded a sack by default by being the closest player to Orlovsky as he stepped out of bounds in the endzone. Charles Gordon added the 6th sack as the defense held the Lions to 212 total yards.

Gus Frerotte came close to passing for 300 yards today, which would have been the first Viking quarterback since 2005 and Daunte Culpepper. Gus finished with 296 yard on 18-33 with one TD and one INT.

Adrian Peterson, strongest handshake in the NFL, fumbled the ball twice today that overshadowed his 25 carry 111 yard performance.

Bernard Berrian. Finally, his toe is not getting in the way. Berrian had several significant big plays today with the biggest one being an 86 yard TD reception to pull the Vikings within one point. It was the longest TD pass in the history of the Vikings. Berrian is in the record books.

Antoine Winfield played his standard all pro game today busting up several pass plays and making a few good line of scrimmage tackles.

Brad Childress. Did you hear his locker room speech. There’s no such thing as a bad win. We made plenty of mistakes out there today but we will fix them Monday. Sort of reminds me of the Popeye cartoon character Wimpy, when he would beg for a hamburger and proclaim and I will gladly pay you on Tuesday.

Here are the Facts:

A Childress led Viking team is last in the league inside the red zone. They padded their stats going 0-3 today.

A Childress led Viking team is one of the most penalized teams in the league.

A Childress led Viking team has poor special teams play usually giving up one big play per game that changes the outcome.

A Childress led Viking team offense hasn’t had a quarterback pass for over 300 yards in a game yet.

A Childress led Viking team takes the best player on offense (Peterson) and puts him on the sidelines when the team needs to convert on 3rd and one.

A Childress led Viking team has not posted a winning record in a season.

Those are the mistakes that need to be fixed on Monday coach Childress. And that fix is to fire your ass. I’m sorry, but because of your lack of insight and your stubbornness the Vikings wasted the 2007 season with Tarvaris Jackson at the helm. Even though there were viable options to upgrade at quarterback this year, you stayed with Jackson. After a dismal two games, he was benched and the Vikings handed the reigns over to Gus, the 37 year old journeyman. Although Gus is playing courageously, he is getting his ass beat and will not last the entire season.

The Vikings are 3-3 after barely escaping with a victory against the now 0-5 Lions and face the Bears next week in Chicago. Bernard Berrian returns to his former team. The same team that said Berrian was no big loss for he was not the best receiver on their team. I see a chip on his shoulder.

And is it just me, or is everyone just waiting for Peterson to break a 50 yarder for a TD. To loosen the opposing defenses. Hopefully, in Chicago next week, he will get another 200 yards as he did last year.


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One Response to “Week 06: Vikings Defeat Lions 12-10”

  1. “Those are the mistakes that need to be fixed on Monday coach Childress. And that fix is to fire your ass.”

    Extremely well put. Brad Childress will never, and I mean never, lead the Vikings to a Super Bowl. Not one Viking fan can look you in the eye and tell you differently.

    Why are we wasting out time with Brad Childress? Fire Brad Childress now and stop wasting our time!

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