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You Can’t Always Get What You Want

Posted by LOTGK on October 11, 2008

It’s 8pm and a New York City Cab driver stops to pick up a Catholic nun flagging him down. She gets into the cab and thanks him for stopping. The nun says to please drop me off at 16 Parkside Lane. As they are driving along the nun notices that the handsome young cab driver won’t stop staring.

The nun looks at him through the mirror and asks him why he is staring. The cab driver stutters but replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want it to offend you.” The nun answers, “Young man, you cannot offend me. I have been a nun for a long time and I expect to have seen and heard just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

The cab driver continues. “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy of what it would be like to have a nun kiss me passionately on the lips.”
The nun replies, “Well, that’s not so bad. Let’s see if you meet the criteria for me to grant this fantasy for you. First, you must be single and not divorced. And second, you must be of Catholic faith.”

The cab driver says excitedly,”Yes, I’m single and never been divorced and I am Catholic! “Well OK then” the nun says. “Pull over into that alley there.” After the cab driver puts the car in park, the nun pulls him to the back seat and kisses him so passionately it would make a hooker blush.

When the cab driver gets back in his seat, he starts crying. The nun is puzzled and asks why he is crying. The cab driver blurts out, “Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied to you and I must confess. I’m married and I’m a Protestant.”

The nun says, “That’s OK Mac. My name is Henry and I’m going to a Halloween party. Do you like my costume?”

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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2 Responses to “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”

  1. Future Pure said

    nice. sort of new that was coming though. still funny though. this is a great site. are you going to post hallowe’en all month.

  2. Gumby said


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