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Week 06 Preview: Vikings – Lions

Posted by LOTGK on October 11, 2008

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Don’t You Know who I Am
I Invented The Kick Ass Offense

The Detroit Lions visit the Minnesota Vikings this Sunday for a NFC North division battle. The Lions bring an unimpressive 0-4 record to the Vikings as the Vikings hold a meager 2-3 record. this will certainly not be the FOX network lead game. Perhaps only two camera’s will cover the field and the boring Bill Maas as announcer.

The Lions are hurting. Quarterback Kitna is doubtful and both receivers, Roy Williams and Calvin Johnson are questionable. For the Vikings, receivers Berrian and Rice are questionable.

One bright spot for the Lions, general manager Matt Millen is now only a fan, and not calling the shots. He was fired late September and now the Lions have the opportunity to change their direction and move forward to a winning attitude.

One bright spot for the Vikings. If they lose to the Lions, Brad Childress will no longer be the coach for the Vikings. A double edge sword for sure.

For the Lions to win:
Back up quarterback Dan Orlovsky has to step up and not only manage the game, but make some plays to move the chains. The Lions have one of the worst offenses in the league and must open it up wide against the stingy Vikings defense.

If Willaims and Johnson cannot go, the other receivers must play large. And of course, the Lions need to stack the line and stop Peterson. So far, the viking passing threat is just a myth.

For the Vikings to win:
The Vikings must not punt to Reggie Bush. Wait a minute, that was last week. But, the special teams must play better than last week.

Gus Frerotte must continue to take the ball down field to take the pressure off the running game. An 8 man front is very difficult to run against.

Speaking of running, Peterson needs to get the ball early and often. And he needs to get the ball on consecutive plays to get into his rhythm. The offense is so predictable, they need to change it up.

Defensively, the front line especially Allen must get pressure and sacks. This is Allen’s week to shine. A second string QB, banged up receivers. Strap it on Allen.

In closing,
Coach Brad Childress still believes he has a kick ass offense. Hey, its October, Halloween month, horror movie time. Someone needs to travel down to Elm Street and wake him from the nightmare he is having.

Freddie is not dead.

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