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2008 Best Melons Finalist #1

Posted by LOTGK on October 5, 2008

October is Halloween month and that means the Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists are hunkered down at their secret laboratory evaluating all the wannabe entries for the coveted title of “Best Melons 2008.”

Meet “Goth 80, the first contestant of the Best Melons category. Miss Goth loves dark poetry, long walks in abandoned buildings, and the entire ‘Saw’ video collection.

Place your vote for Goth 80 in the comments section below.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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13 Responses to “2008 Best Melons Finalist #1”

  1. Contessa Confessa said

    OMG, i swear i saw this chick two days ago (minus halloween garb), at a “european-style” pool in Vegas.

    I had NO IDEA the upper pool of the Flamingo was now a topless sun-bathing area (and, at times, found myself wishing it wasn’t).


  2. Chica said

    I have got to give her an 8, she’s taking “horror” to a whole new level there. That, and I want her outfit! Just not her’s, a brand new one.. un-80’d. lmao

  3. Max Jackl said

    I’m blind! She is the opposite of Elvira.

  4. bitzky said

    My eyes! My eyes! *moomin runs about frantically*

  5. LOTGK said

    Forget about your eyes, how is your gall bladder?

  6. Valdunagan said

    Ugly Betty at her former job.

  7. Anti-christ said

    How the hell did pictures of my wife get posted here. Damn Internet. No one is safe.

  8. ben said

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin…

  9. LOTGK said

    It puts something on those puppies….

  10. Red Natural said

    I’d pay good money to see her pole dane.

  11. Greg Brady said

    Looks like Cindy Brady after a failed plastic surgery procedure.

  12. Greg Brady said

    Looks like Cindy Brady after a failed plastic surgery procedure.

  13. Stephanie said

    Very funny. I started backwards on your list and wound up here. I may not have gone forward after seeing this atrocity.

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