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Halloween Is Coming

Posted by LOTGK on October 1, 2008

Halloween is coming,
The goose is getting fat.
Please drop a nickel in the old man’s hat.
If you don’t have a nickel,
A penny will do.
If you don’t have a penny,
Then God Bless You
Then you’re a bloody stingy fuck,
And we’re gonna toilet paper and egg your house.

This year the Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you. From some very sexy sirens, outlandish costumes, ghost stories, wild video’s, scary demons, big ripe melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Happy Halloween – Samhain

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8 Responses to “Halloween Is Coming”

  1. Merv said

    I can’t wait for your sexy siren section, all those halloween trade show girls.

  2. Gumby said

    Then you’re a bloody stingy fuck,
    And we’re gonna toilet paper and egg your house.

    Yup, that sounds about right.

  3. Eddy said

    Yeah, where are the babes. I love that section.

  4. Valdunagan said

    Great poem, I remember it from long ago. Didn’t quite end like that though.

  5. Fish-On-A-Wall said

    Are you going to do this all month? Sexy women, costumes, ghost stories and junk? Cool if you do.

  6. LOTGK said

    Merv, yes, plenty of Sexy Siren pics will follow shortly.

    gumby, yes, it does.

    Eddy, read above.

    Val, I made the ending up.

    Fish, yes I am.

  7. Queen 57 said

    Only 365 days till Halloween. lol. Now what ya gonna do on your blog.

  8. LOTGK said

    Oh, I don’t know, I have 19 other categories on the blog. What are you going to do?

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