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Vikings Lose To Steelers 12-10 Preseason

Posted by LOTGK on August 26, 2008

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TE Shiancoe Hauls In Catch

*Tarvaris Jackson did not suit up tonight…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)
*Gus Frerotte throws a duck and has it picked off…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)
*M. Williams did not dress tonight…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)
*Vikings did not go downtown once tonight…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)
*Receiver Nance Hauls in short pass for first down…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)
*Bobby Wade drops perfect pass…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)
*Booty goes 4-5 and no interceptions…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)
*Vikes stop Steelers on 4th down…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)
*Vikings stop Steelers forcing punt…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)
*Vikings defense sacks Big Ben…(Whistle – Penalty on Vikes)

The Vikings committed 10 penalties tonight. Three in the first 4 plays on offense and the night got worse from there. What makes it more incredible, is that the Vikings played a home game, so you cannot claim crowd noise or harsh environment was a cause. Nor could you say that second and third team players were at fault. The first team offense was in when the game began, as well as the starting defense.

As feared, Tarvaris Jackson stayed on the sidelines in street clothes. He is once again hurt. I fear we will see this sight often in his career. Jackson is injury prone. To put things in perspective, Favre played 17 years and hasn’t missed a game yet. Jackson hasn’t been healthy for 8 games in a row yet. Just saying!!!

Sidney Rice sidelined again with a virus. Must be a doozy. two weeks now.

Gus Frerotte can still sling it, but is a statue in the pocket.

Staying with quarterbacks. (Knock, knock. Mr. Bollinger, this is the Turk) By default, Booty makes the team as third stringer.

Dare I say it this early. Yes, I will. The Purple People Eaters are back. Jared Allen elevates an already steller front D line. Getting more pressure on opposing quarterbacks makes the corners, linebackers, and safeties better. The whole teams wins. So far, money well spent on Jared Allen.

It’s time to play wide receiver roulette. Six chambers in the cylinder with one bullet. First up is Bernard Berrian, the expensive free agent brought in to stretch the defense to open up lanes for Peterson. (Click, no bang)

Sidney Rice is up next. The second year receiver had a promising rookie year but injury slowed him. If he gets over his virus, he should be a beast in the red zone. (Click, no bang)

Bobby Wade. Caught 50 passes last year. Also dropped some critical ones. A journeyman receiver, adequate. Can be the third receiver. (Click, no bang)

Aundrae Allison. The versatile second year man. Speed is his friend. return ability as well. A great training camp and preseason so far. (Click, no bang)

Robert Ferguson. Packer refugee, veteran, a little long in the tooth. Dropped a few passes last year. (Click, BANG!)

With Ferguson out of the picture, Martin Nance, the third year practice squad player gets his shot, (So to speak) as he leads the preseason in catches and yards. Nance has the height, the hands, ands the speed to make it.

With one week left of the preseason and Jackson still iffy on Thursdays game, the question remains what quarterback comes out of the Packers tunnel opening night on national television. And what left tackle will be shoring up the line. And what safety will be starting opposite of Darren Sharper. And will Berrian’s toe keep him off the field.

Until Thursday’s game, Skol Vikings.

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2 Responses to “Vikings Lose To Steelers 12-10 Preseason”

  1. Contessa Confessa said

    Damn!… I’ve been on a diet and was so hoping for a cheeseburger photo.

  2. LOTGK said

    In fact, I was just at Five Guys restaurant, famous for their cheeseburgers. I haven’t posted it yet, but, ehh, so so. Good fries however.

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