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Brett Favre – Media Whore

Posted by LOTGK on August 4, 2008

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Now that Brett Favre has once again milked the media concerning his retirement, or un-retirement, has reported to packer camp. Coach McCarthy issued a statement that they will welcome Brett with open arms and he will be allowed to compete for the starting job.
Crisis averted, ready to play right?

Wrong!

Brett Favre is a media whore. The ultimate media whore. He’s not done here folks. Not in the least.

Brett sees the 2008 opening Monday Night Football (Minnesota at Green Bay) game as his Holy Grail of media whoredom. If you recall, the packers were going to retire his number at half time at Lambeau stadium. Plenty of attaboys for Brett.

And the NFL is counting on plenty of fans, not just packer and Viking fans, but all NFL fans, tuning in for that event. But what if a major development occurred? Say, favre not retiring, forcing the packers to take him back, competing for the starting job, winning it, and come charging out of the tunnel to play the Vikings.

Can’t be anything better than that right? Not even soap opera’s can concoct such a story.

Wait, yes, there can be.

Imagine the ratings for this game if the following occurred.

Favre arrives to packer training camp. Packers swiftly trade Favre to the arch rival Vikings. Favre wins the starting job for the Vikings. During the first Monday Night Football game, with a frenzied national audience, Favre runs through the tunnel sporting a purple Viking #4 uniform, the crowd cheers and boo’s alike, the announcers will be creaming themselves with all the talk and accolades they can heap on Favre.

And what if favre throws a TD pass in the first series for the Vikings. Nothing could be orchestrated better than that scenario. The ratings would be through the roof.

Brett Favre will go down in history as the media whore king.

And it could very well happen. Today the packers may just trade Favre to the Vikings.

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12 Responses to “Brett Favre – Media Whore”

  1. Gumby said

    Favre is a whore. What you gonna do if he comes and plays for you. Sung to the tune Bad Boys.

  2. Augusto said

    I’m so sick of the whole Brett Favre saga. Just piss off already.

  3. Nikki said

    He just wants to play. Simple as that. Why is it any pro athlete who is asked about this sees things from his side? It is the media, and people like YOU, who are making this out to be so much bigger than it really is. Let the guy play football and shut up already!

  4. Contessa Confessa said

    Dude, I do believe Favre is wearing an alien helmet… with horns.

  5. LOTGK said

    Nikki, you are wrong. Even his own team mates are fed up with the Favre merry-go-round. Will he or won’t he retire.

    And it is a big deal. Remember, football is a business. The packers invested in a high draft pick to select QB Brian Brohm and another QB in the 5th or 6th round as well. If Favre didn’t do his annual waffle, the packers could have used those draft picks differently. Now, at least one of those QB’s have to be cut. They won’t keep 4 QB’s on the roster. And then, if Favre really retires next year, than the pack are in the same boat and will need to either select another QB for backup, or trade for one, or pick one up in free agency.

    In other words Nikki, shut the fuck up.

  6. LOTGK said

    Contessa, I do you believe you are correct.

  7. SKA2682 said

    LOTGK to Nikki

    HAHAHAHAHA

    I agree with you 100 percent! He has totally fucked the Packers this year, and it could be argued that it goes back to last year as well. If I am not mistaken, this is the final year on Aaron Rodgers initial contract. If Favre stays with the Packers this year and wins the starting job, then decides to retire, AGAIN, I can see Rodgers jumping ship as well. That would leave the Pack with exactly zero options next year at quarterback. Being a Lions fan, I was so damn happy to see Brett Fav-re retire, and it would suck monkey balls if he went to the Vikings. The only position Minnesota is light at is quarterback.

  8. Valdunagan said

    Brett Favre will never retire. He needs the limelight to survive. He is like Ali, he couldn’t quit boxing, tarnished his name and record. Favre will do the same.

  9. And when Favre do retire, he’ll have to date Lindsay Lohan — for media whoredom’s sake, duh!
    Both act like street sluts. What a perfect couple they’d be.

  10. Anti-christ said

    I have Favre penciled in to begin dating Marykate Olson next year. You can see what that did for Heath Ledgers career.

  11. Merv said

    Cruel anti, cruel. He is a whore though, and Madden is his main bitch.

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