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The Meaning Of Life

Posted by LOTGK on July 16, 2008

On my way home from work last night, suddenly a very bright white light appeared and descended upon my car. The light slowly engulfed my car and I was then magically transported to a higher plane of existence in the universe. Still encompassed in the bright light, I was removed from the car by some unseen, unfelt source and found myself in the middle of a Buddhist temple.

When my eyes focused I saw 12 monks coming toward me. They began speaking and somehow I could understand their language. They began to teach me the meaning of life and all the wonders and joy that come with this great gift. The teachings of the monks continued for 20 years yet I didn’t age a day. I was then told it was time to go. The bright light was again upon me and in the blink of an eye, I was back in my car on the way home from work.

Stunned, I stopped my car to gather my wits. A glance at my watch told me I had been gone only a matter of seconds. Dazed and confused, I slowly made my way home. Amazingly, I remembered everything the monks taught me about the meaning of life. It was the most simplest of equations man could ever know. It was and still is right in front of our noses.

Before my memory fades of this wondrous gift bestowed upon me, I am sharing this with all the world to use in hopes that peace and prosperity reach us all in our life time.

In the simplest form, the meaning of life is…..
—-ERROR, EFX2 BLOGS SERVER CRASH!!!—
—-SYSTEM OFFLINE! DATA CORRUPTED AND OR LOST—

And that my friends lead to the road of enlightenment. I’m glad I could share this with you.

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18 Responses to “The Meaning Of Life”

  1. Max Jackl said

    So close! Damn you EFX2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Valdunagan said

    Get your paws off me you damn dirty blog service.

  3. Merv said

    Rosebud!
    Is efx2 dead? Thought it crashed awhile back. Couple a years ago.

  4. oHIO j said

    It’s probably all that good food from the deli in Vegas….

  5. ok, what drugs do you use:D? They seem to be not bad:)

  6. Bitzky said

    Ha! I was a smart moomin and kept carbon-copies of all my posts on my hard drive! 😉

  7. LOTGK said

    Merv, I know it’s offline and some of the members are frustrated about it. I would hazard a guess and say it has turned into Modblog. (Months at a time of downtime with zero communication)

    Jodi, that certainly has something to do with it.

    Billgfluge, Once enlightened, no mind altering drugs are needed.

    Bitzky, you betcha, I have a complete hard copy of my entire blog from there, including comments. I found out the hard way on Modblog, lost some of my posts, including half of season one of Lost.

    All of Blogger, my website, EFX, and WordPress are completely backed up.

  8. Mike said

    Gotta love that one. I thought you were referring to Freiman’s Current Events, Conservative Outcomes. He talks about out of body experiences (or something like that) where he sometimes communicates with Monks. He then takes the info and makes future predictions that seem reasonable compared to much of what I read about the future. You can see a few of them at http://www.gafreiman.com

  9. Gumby said

    Let me spell it out for you.
    c-h-i-c-k-s

  10. Gbrask said

    EFX2 is having difficulties with the server. It will be back on and up when the problem is resolved. It is not deleted. When it is fixed, your blogs will be restored again. None of your data was lost or corrupted. Thats a lie.

  11. LOTGK said

    Gbra, can you be any more vague in your update.
    You remind me of one of George Carlin’s bits,
    Tonight’s forecast, it will be dark. Continued to stay dark all night. Scattered light in the morning.

    About the data lost, it was a blog post, a funny, a ha ha, humor, joke. The joke is never funny when you have to explain it.

  12. ben said

    *plays Taps on the trumpet while watching efx2 sink into the same hole that swallowed MB*

  13. Chica said

    *grabs her harmonica and hymns in with Ben*

  14. LOTGK said

    I was thinking more of the William Wallace bagpipe version of Amazing Grace.

  15. Chica said

    A bagpipe, a trumpet, and a harmonica.. we could be onto something here!

  16. LOTGK said

    Just so you don’t ask me to sing. My singing voice clears a room in several seconds.

  17. Bitzky said

    I can provide some folk dancing!

  18. Chica said

    So does mine, but wouldn’t being the worst band in the world something to strive for? hehe

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