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Handy Pirate

Posted by LOTGK on June 11, 2008

pirate blind date

Tommy thought he had hit the jackpot with this sexy blond hottie.
Not only was she smokin hot, but she dressed like a pirate, and was clearly a Raiders fan.

However, after some intimate chit chat, a hand job was totally out of the question!

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LURKING, AARGGHH, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

9 Responses to “Handy Pirate”

  1. Contessa Confessa said

    Hooks on BOTH hands?… total bummer.

  2. ben said

    ARRGGGHH!!
    It looks like she’s keeping an eye out for him though.

  3. Valdunagan said

    X marks the (wet) spot.

  4. teddy said

    The real reason why Captain Hook never wanted to leave neverland.

  5. Merv said

    Hook or crook, I’d do her.

  6. Valdunagan said

    Hey, the Raiders cheerleaders. Always the hottest ones.

  7. Greg Brady said

    This is a picture of Marsha dressed as a pirate for the “Very Scary Brady Halloween Reunion.”

  8. Jack Sparrow said

    Aye, I see ye found me wench. Warm rum for everyone.

  9. SIGHTER said

    I THINK PIRATE BABE IS SEXY.

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