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Pheonix Mars Lander Finds Life

Posted by LOTGK on May 28, 2008

phoenix mars lander finds life

The age old question of “Are we alone in this universe” has been answered!

The latest NASA mission to Mars has yielded startling photographs of the polar region of the planet and empirical proof that life does exist on the planet.

The Phoenix Mars Lander dropped into Martian orbit beginning it’s seven minutes of hell landing sequence and gently extended it’s tripod legs and landed itself securely on the surface for an almost perfect landing. A first photograph was taken showing a vast landscape with polygonal shaped rocks signaling that ice has expanded and contracted on the surface for eons. A perfect place for searching for life.

There were several tense moments as the landers robotic arm (Used for digging into the Martian soil to search for past and present life) wouldn’t deploy as it was snagged in it’s protective covering. If NASA isn’t able to deploy the arm, then the mission would be a 500 million dollar failure.

However, NASA mission control were stunned as the above photo was downloaded as the lander sent back it’s second photo.

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10 Responses to “Pheonix Mars Lander Finds Life”

  1. Gumby said

    LMAO 🙂

  2. ClockWatcher said

    YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. ben said

    It looks to me like someone could use my hair removal services.

  4. aintgotno said


  5. anive said

    this pictures are extremely incredible and facinating at the same time. wow please send me more pictures to my yahoo account

  6. Gumby said

    You should see the Grassy Knoll Institutes photos of the Lochness monster. Very scary.

  7. matti said


    my name is matti and sence i was a kid i have belived on alien and now when its so many proof on it i dont know ho dont do anything about whats going on in this universe. i dont know why nasa are trying to keep this secret i mean some day peopel will know and it will be caus on this planet could u guys chat with me cuz iam going to proof that nasa is hiding this alien thuing from peopel who should know.

  8. LOTGK said

    I am listening. You now have the forum.
    State your evidence.

  9. akash said

    amazing! but i was not able to understand all this. if possible kindly tell me what is the facts about the above picture. help me to solve this problem!

  10. Gumby said

    It’s to technical to explain akash.

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