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No Parking

Posted by LOTGK on April 16, 2008

No parking

On my way home from work during the 5pm rush hour, and with the green bridge closed, (A main artery to the city) and Market street, (Another main artery reduced to one lane traffic) and Boardman street (Reduced to one lane traffic) this jackass in the U.S. Mail truck parks in a goddamn no parking zone blocking one lane causing an even larger traffic snarl.

You my mail carrier friend are the winner of the Grassy Knoll Institute Ass Hat Award. Wear it with pride.

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8 Responses to “No Parking”

  1. Fish-On-A-Wall said

    You should send that to the local post office and report his ass.

  2. LOTGK said

    I thought of that, and perhaps I will but for now, i feel better now that he won the Ass Hat award.

  3. Valdunagan said

    And look, the sky is gray.

  4. Gumby said

    The sky is always gray in the big ole city of Y-Town. There are 11 days of blue sky per year. The rest, gray.

  5. aintgotno said

    you guys do have the best postal stickers for drawing graffiti/stickers/stuff on though. i must chat up some yanks to get some more one day 🙂

    yay UPS!!!!

    lol… bloody grasping africans hey….

  6. Chica said

    It’d been better if the feller parked right there on the sidewalk. LOL

  7. ben said

    You should have gone postal on him!

  8. A friend of mine is a judge who has the distinction of levying the biggest parking fine in Canadian history. I believe it was Brinks, but it might have been one of the other armoured car services that goes from bank to bank, moving money. They routinely park in illegal spaces and take their own sweet time about doing their jobs. They had five thousand dollars in unpaid tickets, presented themselves in court and asked for all of it to be waived, “Just like they do in Toronto.”

    Well, he hit them with a FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE. They appealed, once they’d picked themselves off the ground, and paid twenty thousand. Like he said, “It’s not as if you’re meals on wheels.”

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