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Hottest Jessica

Posted by LOTGK on December 22, 2007

The Grassy Knoll Institute is actively conducting critical research to determine who is the hottest Jessica. After careful consideration and specific criteria, we have narrowed the list of Jessica’s to five finalists.

Please cast your vote to help in the analysis. Click the thumbnails of the Jessica Five and then cast your vote.

jessica beil
Jessica Biel – Hot and famous in blockbuster movies Chuck and Larry, Stealth, And Blade Trinity.
Jessica Simpson – Hot and famous portraying Daisy Duke in Dukes Of Hazzard, Reality show Newlyweds, and pop artist star.
jessica alba
Jessica Alba – Hot and famous in Sin City, Dark Angel, Fantastic Four, and Into the Blue.
jessica hahn
Jessica Hahn – Hot and famous for bringing down the religious sect PTL for having sex with spiritual leader Jim Bakker, starring in the hot video Wild Thing with Sam Kinison, and her spread in Playboy with her new bought and paid for boobs.
jessica lange king kong
Jessica Lange – Hot and famous in the remake of King Kong, The Postman Always Rings Twice, and Tootsie.

Click the thumbnail of each Jessica for a closer inspection and then cast your vote to end this controversy once and for all as who is the hottest Jessica.

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22 Responses to “Hottest Jessica”

  1. Craig Of The Avenue said

    Tough choice, but I choose Jessica Alba. The bikini scenes in her deep sea movie were sexy, and wait, when she was the hip hop dancer in Honey, shaking that money maker. Yes, Alba is top choice.

  2. SIGHTER said

    Damn, Biel, Simpson, Alba, three difinite hotties, the other two are as well, but are old, so, the boobs win this one and Jessica Simpson is my choice.

  3. Ryan said

    Biel. I never thought Alba was “smokin hot”.

  4. Lead Scientist said

    Alba hands down. There was Honey, Sin City, Into the Blue, and an older one Idle Hands.

  5. Gumby said

    Jessica Simpson. I cannot get the visual out of my mind of her in that skimpy pink bikini in dukes of Hazard, and the music video These boots are made for walkin.

  6. Valdunagan said

    Jessica Alba, ever since Dark Angel.

  7. Merv said

    Biel. The smile, and the real boobs.

  8. Max Jackl said

    I’m going old school, Jessica Lange, in King Kong, when Kong brushed away her top and her boobs were exposed, or when she was having sex on the kitchen tale in the postman movie. She was hot.

  9. jungljim69 said

    In the immortal words of the old bull, “lets walk down and …………..

  10. Gumby said

    Fuck them all.
    Good call jungljim.

  11. Fish-On-A-Wall said

    Jessica Alba, but not for long since she’s pregnant.

  12. Anti-christ said

    Jessica Hahn. I made her so desireable to Bakker that he broke his vows of marriage for a piece of ass. And that was before I bought her the new boobs.

  13. Jack Sparrow said

    Biel. Jessica Biel. Her nipples are divine.

  14. Anon said

    Jessica Simpson. Dumb, Blond, Big boobs, and a nice ass.

  15. jessica hahn…I’m a boob man and who cares if she is old.

    as for jessica simpson, I saw her do a promo for dukes of hazzard. she is so dumb she had trouble reading from the cue cards !

  16. FreakSmack said

    I’m all about me some Jessica Biel… The other’s all seem too needy, I want the girl who’s going to watch the game with me… And not need me to explain it to her every 5 minutes.

    • LOTGK said

      A solid choice, but does Beil really know sports? At least i saw Jessica Simpson at Cowboy games.

      • FreakSmack said

        Beil looks to be pretty athletic to me, I’d think sports would come naturally to her.

        I saw Jessica Simpson at a few Cowboys games too. I just wonder if she knew she was at a Cowboys game.

        • LOTGK said

          🙂 She probably had no clue she was at a Cowboys game. However, she did fill out that jersey quite well. And good news, Jessica Beil is breaking up with Justin Timberlake. Now’s your chance.

  17. Anonymous said

    jessica lange was very hot in king kong and the postman always rings twice

  18. Anonymous said

    jessica lange was very hot in king kong and the postman always rings twice jessica lange had a great body and tits and ass

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