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Tossed My Salad

Posted by LOTGK on December 15, 2007

A Giant Alien artichoke was spotted today growing in a neighbors back yard in Youngstown, Ohio. Rupert, the resident owner of the house, called the Grassy Knoll Institute Giant Alien hot line (Yes, we have a hot line) when he discovered the artichoke behind his garage. He and his wife Matilda were preparing their garden for the summer when their cat caught sight of the artichoke.

Of course, the Grassy Knoll Institute went to investigate, stayed for a cook out of hot dogs and hamburgers, and then impounded the artichoke and transported it back to the Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory.


2 Responses to “Tossed My Salad”

  1. Hayden Tross said

    I am officially grossed out by this. PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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