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Revolution #9

Posted by LOTGK on December 15, 2007

Verbal Communication With Giant Aliens!

With the threat of aggression from Giant Aliens roaming the earth becoming more prevalent, a risky endeavor of actual communication with them has been attempted.

A team of Grassy Knoll Institute scientists conducted a battery of tests and experiments geared to better understand the Giant Aliens actual intentions towards the Earth. Doctor Mike M. from Poland, a very cunning linguist specialist with a doctorate in foreign dialects heads up the team of scientists. Dr. Mike feels that by using an intricate numbering system instead of letters or symbols will enhance the ability to communicate more effectively with the aliens.

But alas, 5 minutes into first contact, a breakdown occurred. As Doctor Mikes team fed the giant aliens communications array numerals by the nanosecond, all information transfers were halted. Apparently, the Giant Aliens could not comprehend the number 9. Repeatedly, the number 9 was keyed into their system but only silence was returned.

Just when the scientific team was about to give up, Doctor Mike took the bull by the horns and tried to directly communicate with the Giant Aliens verbally. He calmly pronounced the numeral 9 slowly, paused, and waited for a response. Again, he spoke saying the number 9 at a slightly higher decibel. Again and again he said nine, nine, nine, NINE, NINE, but still the Giant Aliens could not understand.

In desperation, Doctor Mike began to shout out the number 9. Mike said the number 9 continuously until a nearby colleague offered another variation. He told Mike to say, “Tell them it’s the number after Eight”.

Seconds later, the hovering Giant Alien craft powered up and sped into the clouds disappearing from sight.

Lets just call us even Mike

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LURKING, ONE AFTER 909, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

One Response to “Revolution #9”

  1. Time Waster said

    Now we know giant aliens aren’t as lever or smart as we thought. So theres hope.

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