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Addicted To Cocaine

Posted by LOTGK on December 14, 2007

Giant Aliens Addicted To Cocaine

This startling photographic evidence of a Giant Alien woman using a conventional floor sweeper preparing to ingest an unknown substance. The Grassy Knoll Institute can only speculate what the substance is and why the Giant Aliens are using ordinary house cleaning tools to get their kicks.

If convicted, these giant aliens can face a harsh sentence of up to 45 days in a special care unit jail cell that will be reduced to 23 days, then set free after one day and confined to house arrest and then returned to the medical ward for several more days and then who the hell knows. Did I mention that Paris Hilton is an alien?

The Grassy Knoll Institute collected the residue and has brought it back to it’s secret laboratory for analysis and study.

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LURKING, HORSE, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

2 Responses to “Addicted To Cocaine”

  1. LOTGK said

    Previously Posted Comments:

    Alien Commander – Posted 6/11/2007
    We of the alien nation are outraged at the treatment received for Paris Hilton. We demand a butler and a bidet at the very least.

    Bitzky – Posted 6/17/2007
    Well, tough luck, greenie! She is in a human jail now! Mwahahahaaha!

  2. Time Waster said

    Gives new meaning to the term: Hoover it!

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