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Paris Hilton And Tara Reid Show Off IQ’s

Posted by LOTGK on December 12, 2007

So as not to confuse one another or themselves, Paris Hilton and Tara Reid, Hollywood’s blond bombshells wear their IQ scores on their shirts. Paris scored a 54 while Tara rated a solid 19 confirming she is Hollywood’s dumbest blond bombshell.

However, Reid was quick to add that when she looks down at her score, it jumps all the way up to 61. So nanna nanna boob boo.

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3 Responses to “Paris Hilton And Tara Reid Show Off IQ’s”

  1. LOTGK said

    Dataking –
    Are those spiderman underwear Paris is wearing.

    Gumby –
    It’s a wonder she is wearing any underwear at all.

    Valdunagan –
    I think you have them confused with the sans underwear queens of Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

    Snark –
    Paris Hilton spent her first day in jail today. Pray for her. She needs everyone’s support.

    LOTGK –
    Is that the sequel to “One Night In Paris!”

  2. Who needs brains when you got millions of throng of adoring culturally-depraved fans. They need to be put down for the sake of humanity.

  3. Brandon M. Witte said

    Paris W. Hilton is to be arrested on numerous federal charges including crimes against me and Britney Spears. Go to Brandon M. Witte MySpace profile, age 32, Arlington,TX for full story.

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