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Food Of The Gods

Posted by LOTGK on December 10, 2007

Food Of The Gods

Giant aliens have landed and taken control of the small city of Clearfield, Pennsylvania apparently in search of food and provisions. The alien mother ship immediately deactivated all forms of electronic communication (Cell, telephone, fax, wire, radio, broadcast) to the outside world and has now enslaved the town. The giant aliens have a fondness for hamburger and has demanded hamburger after hamburger to be made and delivered to them.These hamburgers aren’t your ordinary everyday hamburgers.

The ones being made in Clearfield are 15 pound hamburgers consisting of a 10 pound hamburger patty, 25 slices of cheese, three tomatoes, two onions, plus ketchup and mustard on a 17 inch sesame seed bun. Ac rew of over forty people have been working day and night to keep pace with the aliens ravenous appetite.

The photo shows two cooks carrying a finished hamburger out to the mother ship to appease the giant aliens. So far, they have made 64 of these massive burgers. The Grassy Knoll Institute is keeping a watch and exact count on the number of hamburgers being consumed to predict an accurate count of aliens inside the mother ship.

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One Response to “Food Of The Gods”

  1. jungljim69 said

    why didn’t we go to dinner there on Sat evening?

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