Who Wants Steak
Posted by LOTGK on December 8, 2007
Giant Alien Cattle Captured
Giant Alien cattle was left behind in a hasty retreat by the aliens not wanting to be discovered hiding out in Butte, Montana. As a SWAT team approached ready to engage the Giant Aliens, they dispersed and left behind a giant alien steer.
The Grassy Knoll Institute is still trying to determine what the Giant Aliens are doing with cattle but will continue to conduct tests and will not rest until the crisis is alleviated. Or at least until the steaks run out….
LURKING, MEDIUM WELL, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL