All Your Bass Are Belong To Us
Posted by LOTGK on December 4, 2007
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
A giant alien bass was pulled from Lake Kickachickee by Mac “Hemi” Castbuster. It weighed out at well over 800 pounds and exceeded 12 feet in length.Grassy Knoll Institute scientists has picked up the fish and transported it on ice to its secret laboratory in Youngstown, Ohio. They believe the message engraved on the bass is a warning of sorts. Due to the alien language translation, the warning may not be exact but what has been deciphered so far is, All Your Base Are belong To Us. The Grassy Knoll Institute Scientists believe it may be “Bass” instead of Base but are not certain.
However, this phrase seems strangely familiar……
LURKING, FISH FRY, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL