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Giant Alien Initiative

Posted by LOTGK on December 3, 2007

Grassy Knoll On The Offensive

In a brazen unprecedented endeavor in the war against Giant Aliens that are roaming the Earth, the military has gained access to the computer mainframe of the giant aliens mother ship. The mission is twofold and ultra top secret.

Top Grassy Knoll Institute scientists in the field of computer science have secretly stowed away on one of the giant aliens by clinging to his boots when he hastily retreated from the California Redwood Forest where he was hacking down tree after tree.The mission’s first objective is to obtain as much intelligence as possible on the invading army’s fleet and it’s weapons capability.

The second objective is to disrupt their computer systems in hopes of crash landing the alien ships or to immobilize their invading forces.

A source close to the Grassy Knoll Institute relayed information that a software program will be downloaded onto the mainframe hard drive of the alien ship. This program, when implemented, will cause the system to lose image recon, backup capabilities, and massive power failure.
It is code named: Modblog.

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3 Responses to “Giant Alien Initiative”

  1. Anonymous said

    Whats Modblog?

  2. Granite - Take It said

    Wasn’t Angelina Jolie in this movie? With a lesbian scene.

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