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Gilligan’s Island Reloaded

Posted by LOTGK on November 26, 2007

OK, so we all watched last years TBS television series, The New Gilligans Island and we got to meet the cast of the reality show is. (Rachal Hunter was Ginger, and so was Nicole Eggert)
This got the curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute thinking on who would be the perfect fit to revive the series. After careful consideration, the following cast was selected.Gilligan….Jim Carrey. The ultimate slapstick comic.

Skipper…John Goodman. A blue shirt and a skipper hat and he is Jonas Grunby.

Thurston Howell the 3rd…Jim Belushi. He just has the look.

Lovie Howell…Ashley Judd. She exudes richness and refinement. And very easy on the eyes as well.

Ginger….Jessica Simpson. Simply gorgeous, glamourous, and has that certain oomp pah pah in a gold lame dress on a tropical island.

The Professor….Hugh Grant. An English gent, aloof, a loner, yet can create electricity by rubbing coconuts together.

Marianne…Jolene Blalock. Remember, Marianne was a babe. Killer bod, tight, compact, as is Jolene Blalock.

Well, there you go, those are the Grassy Knoll Institutes picks. Do you have a better fit?

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One Response to “Gilligan’s Island Reloaded”

  1. Dawn Wells got busted for pot possession recently. She is 69 & looks so tiny.

    Tina Louise looked pretty good when she was promoting her book at an LA library last year. She is 73.

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