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The Impactor

Posted by LOTGK on November 18, 2007

Sounds like a good title for an X-Rated movie.

NASA has begun the beginning of the end to civilization with the success of their latest space project, dubbed “Deep Impact.” NASA built a probe the size of a washing machine weighing 880 pounds and had the impact equivalent to five tons of TNT. Deep Impact was designed to smash into a comet in our solar system and then a sister ship would observe the impact, collect data, samples, the ejected material, and the structure and composition of the comet’s interior. All very nerdy scientific stuff that makes headlines and news.

What NASA failed to tell us was that the comet impacted had its course trajectory altered ever so slightly. (Keep in mind that when NASA speaks about the cosmos a slightly altered course is not an inch or a foot, but upwards to thousands of miles) An example of this is when NASA announced last year in 2006 that an asteroid one mile in diameter passed between the earth and the moon in a near miss they were talking several hundred thousand miles.

Do you see where this is going? Asteroids and comets have been zooming around in space for billions of years with only natural affects causing deviations from their flight paths. Enter the humans who are lobbing up 800-pound bombs crashing head on into these heavenly objects on purpose just so we can see what they are made of. I guarantee that this little experiment has altered the path of the impacted comet. By how much, NASA only says it’s negligible. (Remember what NASA means when they say slight in cosmic terms)

So, we have this rogue comet with its new course, just slightly altered, speeding through space for millions of miles. No harm, no foul right? Well, not to the Grassy Knoll Institute it isn’t.

What happens if this comets new course puts it in the path of a large asteroid that orbits our solar system? What if that asteroids trajectory is altered to put it on a collision course with Earth? An extinction size asteroid? One as large as the one that made the dinosaurs extinct?

One of Mankind’s greatest fears coming to fruition by his own hand.

The Impactor indeed…

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