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Jonah And The Whale

Posted by LOTGK on November 16, 2007

The Bible has many stories and lessons. The Grassy Knoll Institute explores the particular tale of Jonah and the whale.

The Bible version goes something like this…… Jonah runs away from God on a ship. The sea becomes very violent and the sailors cast Jonah to the sea for they believe God is punishing him. Jonah then gets swallowed by a whale and his courage and faith in the Lord is put to the test as he laid in the whales belly for three days. With his faith duly tested, Jonah was released from the whale and he was able to return to his village and family with a renewed sense of faith in the Lord.

The Grassy Knoll Institute version goes something like this…

The first part is the same, Jonah running from the Lord on a ship. Sea becomes violent, Jonah cast into the sea. But instead of the whale, Jonah discovers a hovering space craft. Shocked, he looks on in amazement. Then something startling occurs. From the center of the ship, a wide door begins to open permitting Jonah to peer inside. His curiosity is so powerful, he feels compelled to step inside. Once inside, the door closes and the ship submerges under the waves.

Jonah is greeted by Aliens who are studying primitive human culture. They kept their ship at sea for fear of detection. Tests are performed on Jonah for several days. Jonah sees them as tests of his faith. Jonah survives the tests and the Aliens resurface and set him free. Jonah returns to his village to tell the story of his life to all who will listen. Many people do.

A Grassy Knoll Institute observation…. The only explanation Jonah could relate to was a whale not knowing how to describe a giant space ship from outer space. How else could a man from 600 BC describe an alien craft floating in the water other than to say it was a whale.

A legendary story was born and spread near and far that Jonah was swallowed by a whale and that after three days, through divine intervention, he emerged from the belly of the whale and returned unharmed to his village to preach the word of God.

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One Response to “Jonah And The Whale”

  1. I found this page through a series of websearches, looking for an answer to the dream I had last week.

    I have seen the whale before, and the fishman as well, in an earlier account which was not through a dream, but an astral projection, which I have quite often. (I’ve been an astral traveler since I was a child)

    The dream is detailed here:

    In this dream, there was a fishlike man who was inside of the whale infront of a brass switch board, and I walked inside of the whale, into a sterile room where I was made to sit inside of a “viewing room” where I was made to watch my good friends burn to death. At the beginning of the dream someone said told me that the whale collects, “emotions”, and showed me what the “emotions” looked like, and they were inside of a sack of skin, that the whale gathers.

    So in short, I believe I was part of an experimentation, whereas the fishman used the whale as some kind of housing, or vessel for the experiement, which was used to test for human emotion.

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