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Giant Alien Cowboy Boots

Posted by LOTGK on November 16, 2007

Giant Alien Cowboy Boots Left Behind After Flood

A Giant Alien pair of cowboy boots were found buried in muddy rain water in Boardman, Ohio over the weekend. After torrential downpours flooded the township putting the area under 5 feet of water, a Giant Alien was spotted walking down a side street off Market Street. The Giant Alien seemed to be intrigued at all the water and started jumping up and down to splash. To eyewitnesses, it seemed the alien was playing in the rain.

In an instant, the Giant Alien jumped to hard and his feet got caught in the mud. Panicking, the Giant Alien pulled himself out of his boots and ran away on foot to the safety of the mother ship hovering just above.

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One Response to “Giant Alien Cowboy Boots”

  1. Slash-Timer said

    You know what they say about men and their sho size. They have big cocks.

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