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Paris Hilton Is An Alien

Posted by LOTGK on November 15, 2007

Paris Hilton Giant Alien

Not content to be a Hollywood socialite, or a millionaire heiress, or the star of her very own porno movies, or the star of her own TV show, “The Simple Life” now Paris Hilton has joined forces with the Giant Alien race.

Hilton underwent a medical procedure to enhance her skeletal frame increasing her height to that of the Giant Aliens. The photo on the right shows the results as Paris debuts her new self walking down Wilshire Blvd. this afternoon.

Talk about a media whore….

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5 Responses to “Paris Hilton Is An Alien”

  1. Gumby said

    That’s Hot!

  2. Wow, she could at least have flushed before they took her picture.

  3. Valdunagan said

    Well, she was pissed!

  4. Slash-Timer said

    And shes still a slut.

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