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Vikings Lose To Packers 34-0

Posted by LOTGK on November 11, 2007

Brad Childress Sighting In Wisconsin

Vikings took a pounding from the Green Bay Packers today getting shut out 34 to nothing. That’s zero! Nada. Troy Williamson received more pay than the Vikings scored points today.

Adrian Peterson Watch: AD had 11 carries for 45 yards and 4 passes for 20 yards but was also injured in the third period. Preliminary reports say a sprained knee with no damage. Good news on that part. And that is all the good news for the entire game.

Brett Favre threw for 351 yards and three TD’s against the Viking defense. How many more weeks do the fans have to put up with the Viking passing defense getting shredded? Clearly, the worst in the league.

Brooks Bollinger got the nod this week. And he is now ruined for life. I wonder if Childress places the call to Jeff George now? I wonder if Jeff George would accept the offer now after the pitiful offensive showing? One thing is for certain, George cannot do any worse than the three stooges the viking employ as quarterbacks currently. Who knew rookie Thigpen was the best quarterback on the team?

I am not going to get into the specifics of the game, as it is too painful to revisit. However, I am going to call out once again Brad Childress and Zygi Wilf.

Childress does not have a kick ass offense. Never did, never will. Warm vanilla ice cream is more dynamic than the Viking offense. I repeat, Childress does not have a kick ass offense.

Adjustments? What adjustments. Childress believes that if his offense is run exactly as he has it on paper with zero deviations, the offense will be unstoppable. Problem is, the offense is old, and unimaginable. No flare, no wrinkles, no change up and opposing defenses have seen this style of offense for years and know how to prepare and adjust to it.

Adjustment. A key word not in Childress’ vocabulary. When opposing defense adjust, Childress gets the deer in the headlights look and from there the rout is on.

Case in point. Favre today came out passing and continued to pass the rest of the day knowing that the Vikings have a solid run defense but a porous pass defense. Result: 351 yards passing and three TD’s. For the Vikings, they continued to run their “on paper” kick ass offense and got shut out. No adjustments.

Zygi Wilf. you failed to secure a stadium deal with the Minnesota legislature, and now you have failed to hire a winning coach. Just for the record, Childress’ record is a dismal 9-16 into his second season. And hopefully his last.

Ziggy, are you listening to me? Hopefully you are. If you ever want to realize that new $951 million stadium in Minnesota, you have to have a winning product. A 7 game under 500 record is not getting it done. Unless of course this is your plan and you are moving the team to Los Angeles in the next two years.

Final Thoughts:
The Vikings are a bad team, with a bad coach, a bad supporting staff, and a bad owner. The starting quarterback, Tarvaris Jackson, is at least two years away from being adequate. and that’s with good receivers, which the Vikings do not have.

My wish list:
Fire Childress.
Wilf sells the team.
New owner builds new stadium in Minnesota
New owner gets active in free agency and signs a legitimate starting quarterback, wide receivers, and pass rushers.
In that order.

Skol Vikings!

I feel like chanting, Marty, Marty, Marty. Or perhaps, Cowher, Cowher, Cowher.

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8 Responses to “Vikings Lose To Packers 34-0”

  1. Joker said

    So who will be the vikings qb next season? Should have taken Quinn.

  2. Tight-Vike said

    Adrian peterson won’t play the rest of the season. if he sits it helps the Viking several ways. First, the Vikings get a better dradt pick cuse the Vikings won’t win any more games. Second, Vikings save millions in incentive bonus payments that Peterson won’t reach now that he will be benched. Third, Childress will blame the terrible season on the Peterson injury saying we could have won more if he was healthy.

  3. Gumby said

    He coulda been a contender…..


  4. Anon said

    The picture made me think of Rocky and Bullwinkle, and,

  5. Viking Godz said

    Still waiting on the Peterson MRI. Wondering if Childress will disclose the results to keep the raiders guessing for next week.
    yesterday’s game was very hard to watch. From the moment they stopped the Vikes on the opening drive, the game turned ugly.
    Childress does look over his head in some games.
    Next year.
    Next year.

  6. LOTGK said

    Joker, no the Vikes made the right selection in Peterson, 1081 yards for over a 6 yard per carry average in 9 games. Quinn held out for more money securing his position of riding the pine. Now that Anderson is doing very well, Quinn may need to get comfortable on the bench.

    Tight Vike, if Peterson is cleared to play, he will play. In fact, he wanted to come back in the game yesterday. about his salary incentives, they are a mere pittance to his entire deal. Although it does have some credence if the Williamson check withholding debacle turns out to be true.

    Regardless if Peterson plays, the Vikings will certainly get a top 10 pick for 2008 draft.

    Gumby, Hey Stella, Stella!!!!
    Took a while, but I got it.

    Anon, what a coincidence, that is the college Childress honed his kick ass offense.

    Viking Godz, yes, there’s always next year.

  7. Changeofhat said

    He He..Deer in the where is Jeff George these days?

  8. LOTGK said

    George actually contacted the Vikings several weeks ago asking for a tryout. Childress stated that he had everything covered.

    As in his head in the sand….

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