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Stayin Alive

Posted by LOTGK on November 4, 2007

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Giant Aliens Sick With Saturday Night Fever

The Grassy Knoll Institute Has uncovered this startling, if not a little bit embarrassing piece of information on the apparent mating habits of said Giant Aliens.

There was plenty of commotion outside the old roller skating rink in Moline, Illinois last night as a Giant Alien decided to have a boogie night of his own. Donning hot pink pants and nifty Village People biker boots, the Giant Alien partied hearty all night long making such a racket he woke the local townsfolk.

As dawn approached, an angry mob carrying torches began forming in the parking lot ready to storm the rink and capture the Giant Alien. The Grassy Knoll Institute was there and can attest to these facts.

Upon seeing this, the Giant Alien was literally scared out of his pants and fled to safety to the mother ship hovering just above.

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One Response to “Stayin Alive”

  1. Slash-Timer said

    I think those were on American Idol this year. LMFAO

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