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Secret Jeep Button

Posted by LOTGK on October 25, 2007

Yes, that is the dashboard of our Jeep Wrangler dashboard. Notice the shiny new red button installed on the dash? Good! Know what it is for? Well, the Grassy Knoll Institute has deemed the new red button its G.E.S. Or, Girlfriend Ejector Switch.

Perhaps there are other names for this cool new button?

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3 Responses to “Secret Jeep Button”

  1. LOTGK said

    Previuos comments…

    dixie – Posted 5/2/2006
    Maybe squirrel detector….

    Chica-X – Posted 5/2/2006
    How about TNT The Neener Thumper? hehe I don’t know, Never was too good at coming up with names.

    XTAP59 – Posted 5/2/2006
    Perhaps it is a button that is connected to an intricate design of hoses and horns attached to a compressor that when pushed blasts out the tune to the Dukes of Hazzard theme…… Perhaps.

    Chica-X – Posted 5/2/2006
    That would definantly something else lol

    Phil McCracken – Posted 5/3/2006
    How about GAPL…or Giant Alien Probe Laser? Defeating all of those giant aliens and their massive anal probes?

    LOTGK – Posted 5/3/2006
    All I wanted was sharks with lazer beams attached to their heads…..Is that to much to ask?

    bitzky – Posted 5/3/2006
    Moomin Detector! For automatic detection and avoidance of forgetful moomins crossing the road 🙂

    Chica-X – Posted 5/3/2006
    lol that is so funny, who would have thought you actually had that horn hehe. Your hilarious!

    xtap59 – Posted 5/3/2006
    Let me rephrase my last statement.
    My son has the horn and the red button in the Jeep.

    Chica-X – Posted 5/2/2006
    How about TNT The Neener Thumper? hehe I don’t know, Never was too good at coming up with names.
    That sounds kind of dirty……

    Dude- Posted 5/3/2006
    Ha – that’s your Panic button, dude! 😉

    xtap59 – Posted 5/3/2006:
    That sounds kind of dirty….. Take it how you want it.

    Chica-X – Posted 5/3/2006
    dang that last comment was me lol I forgot to put my name and so I reread it and yes that last one definantly sounds dirty lol I didn’t mean too though.

    LOTGK – Posted 5/4/2006

    Chica-X – Posted 5/4/2006
    what in the world? lol

    Tio – Posted 5/4/2006
    That there is the instantaneous soft top installation button. For when it rains. Only takes two tools. Ummm-hmmmm.

  2. Conspirico said

    How about the NGE button or not good enough button?

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