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Finalist #01 – Best Melons 2007

Posted by LOTGK on October 24, 2007


Best Melons 2007 Finalist #01

It’s Halloween week and that means the Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists are hunkered down at their secret laboratory pouring over all the entries submitted for “Best Melons” category and “Best Costume” for 2007.

This is finalist #1

Your vote may help sway the judges. Cast your now in the comments section below.

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13 Responses to “Finalist #01 – Best Melons 2007”

  1. Gumby said

    And a place to put my drink while I’m dialing Tokyo. I vote a yes even though the boobs are fake but who cares, they are still boobs and who doesn’t like to see a nice pair of boobs.

  2. Gipper said

    It’s a man baby!
    No vote for me.

  3. Valdunagan said

    Elvira, mistress of the darkness, gone bad.
    No vote for me.

  4. Anon said

    That would be a hell no!
    She or he has had more plastic surgery than pamela anderson, lee, rock, lee, soloman.

  5. Santadelic said

    No votes for me either.
    I’d rather see something more “human”

  6. Max Jackl said

    I have to say no, seeing that the boobs or melons are rather huge, they are fake and I do believe that it is a man pictured above.
    Can anyone concur.

  7. vandamonium said

    I say nope…..

  8. Fish-On-A-Wall said

    Got your email, nice new digs.
    And my vote is a HELL NO!!!!
    No way she can be the winner.
    I need more, give me more.

  9. Anti-Christ said

    You cannot hide from me heathen.
    Finalist number one is one of my many minion who shall do my bidding.
    Do I hear $40.00

  10. Merv said

    Nice tits, the nipples have to be huge. I will wait for more.

  11. Sluttywood said

    Yes, she is the epitome of sluttiness and that is fine with me.

  12. Chica said

    good gracious! She or he or perhaps alien, doesn’t have my vote either. If it wasn’t for the makeup perhaps.. lol

  13. Lex Luthor said

    No. No. No.

    (The Worlds Greatest Criminal Mind)

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