Former President Clinton Found Dead
Posted by LOTGK on October 23, 2007
This just in:
Former president Bill Clinton was found dead.
With Bill Clinton’s recent heart ailments, a rumor is running rampant on the Internet that he is dead. This hoax purports that slick Willy met his demise the day after he was released from the hospital. Apparently, as the hoax goes, he had a relapse and sustained a massive heart attack. The hoax continues that Bill spent the evening celebrating his release from the hospital with good friends and was later found at daybreak sprawled out in a small Grassy Knoll field just outside his home.
The Grassy Knoll Institute can attest that slick Willy is still alive and well regardless what the photo on top suggests. Bill is not allowed to die unless Hillary gives her approval. And, she is not finished with him yet.
Some say he was dead the day Monica’s blue dress saw the light of day.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL