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Anatomy Of An Alien Abduction

Posted by LOTGK on October 23, 2007

Anatomy Of An Alien Abduction

In most of all the testimony of abductees, the following elements are present.

It is almost always the evening. (Never will it be during the day.)

The abductee is usually alone. (Never with friends or in a public area.)

You either find yourself on a deserted stretch of highway or alone in your apartment or house. (Never on a crowded highway or at a restaurant.)

A feeling of panic and a heightened awareness of someone watching you.

It becomes very quiet. Not even crickets can be heard.

A blinding light appears. It encompasses the entire area, you cannot see inside or outside the light.

If in your car, it stops running. You always look at your watch if wearing one. The time is embedded in your memory.

If at home, you cannot move to flee, not out of fear, but you no longer have control of your body functions.

You experience the feeling of being disconnected to your body, an astral projection type.

You find strange marks on your body. Usually clumped in small circles.

You will discover a deformity on your body, usually with your hands, being able to bend the wrist or fingers in strange positions after an abduction.

You experience a loss of time. Not just minutes that could be easily lost, but hours of time where you cannot remember where you were.

Most will pass a lie detector test if one is administered.

Hypnosis will reveal that you were taken, or abducted, but your mind has repressed the events.

Almost all speak of tests or experiments being conducted either on themselves or others.

Most people who decide to speak of their abduction/s are ridiculed or laughed at and are looked upon as not in their right mind.

Most become very afraid and agitated.

Most become multiple abductees.

To the Grassy Knoll Institute, this speaks volumes. A pattern is being followed, a sequence of events being played out, almost as if following a script. Some say it is all just another X-Files episode and people are watching to much TV. The problem with that statement is that people throughout history have been abducted, even before TV and the X-Files. A thousand years ago, people saw angels and thought it was divine intervention. In the present, people see aliens and believe they were abducted.

After all, art imitates life, not the other way around.

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7 Responses to “Anatomy Of An Alien Abduction”

  1. in my experience, that was usually the local cop coming over with his big ass maglite shining in the back of our car to see why the car was rocking in the deserted parking light.

    an experience eerily similar to an alien abduction…

  2. oops…i mean parking lot…

    but then I was blinded by the beam of his light.

    i remember one time when the cop said he was looking to see if we had drugs, but kept shining the light on my girlfriend’s bare-ass body…LOL…

  3. we were always safe from alien abduction.

    we drove a Pinto.

    aliens are embarassed to abduct ANYONE who can’t afford a better car than a Pinto.

    even extraterrestials have standards…

  4. Wanda said

    Have you ever been abducted? You seem to know so much on the subject.

    • LOTGK said

      No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night…..

      But seriously, Don’t call me Shirley.

      But really seriously, I have not ever been abducted, however I did witness a UFO landing. Here is the link to it. It’s all true by the way because it is in the Inner Sanctum section, the only truly real section.
      My UFO Story

  5. Assassin'S Creed 3 said

    My family all the time say that I am killing my time here at
    web, except I know I am getting know-how all the time by
    reading such good posts.

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