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Asteroid Altering Technology

Posted by LOTGK on October 22, 2007

What Is NASA Not Telling Us

As reported in an earlier entry, Extinction Size Asteroids are more common than previously reported and NASA is not revealing all the facts.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has determined that NASA is ramping up research on a secret project to deflect asteroids that may be on a collision course to Earth. At this time, NASA and the European Space Agency are working on a joint project to study and actually nudge an asteroid off it’s trajectory course.

A previous successful project consisted of two spacecraft, one that took orbit safely around the asteroid and one that slammed into the surface in an attempt to alter it’s course. The test was deemed a success as the craft did make contact but did not alter the asteroids course. A larger craft and payload are being constructed and will be ready for deployment late in the fall of 2006.

The Grassy Knoll institute scientists believe that it is inevitable that one day an asteroid will be destined to destroy life on Earth much like it did when the dinosaurs roamed millions of years ago. Hence, the extensive testing from NASA on rogue asteroids roaring through out solar system.

Of course, the Grassy Knoll Institute takes pause to ask…. What if something were to go wrong with the NASA tests? Lord knows that NASA has not had a positive track record the past 10 years. What if, instead of destroying the asteroid, the spacecraft accidentally steers the asteroid towards Earth giving humankind precious little time to prepare for an impact?

Grassy Knoll Institute is certainly keeping an eye on the heavens.

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