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Jeep Liberty Has Landed

Posted by LOTGK on October 19, 2007

The man who shot Liberty Valance,
He was the bravest of them all.

I bought my wife a new vehicle Thursday night. A new 2005 Jeep Liberty Sport 4WD in Patriot Blue pearl coat with medium slate gray interior. Ray Burnet, the salesman greeted me with a smile, he knew me from the previous Jeeps I purchased. At this point, I guess I should say that I bought my Jeep at Greenwood Jeep and Chrysler Market Motors in Boardman, Ohio.

Hang with me on this, it gets pretty funny.
Ray invited me in and I saw the model I wanted. It was right on the showroom floor. The exact color and style my wife wanted. It had all the options and then some. We started the art of negotiation and I walked away happy receiving almost $5000 off the sticker and low financing. The prep guys came and got the Jeep and prepared it for me to take it home that evening. I signed all the paperwork and after a little tense after buy negotiation for a few added bonuses, my Jeep was ready to go.

On Friday, we loaded up the CD player with our favorite MP3’s and waited for the winter snow storm to hit. And hit it did. We received 9 inches of snow and it crippled the road crews. in fact, none of the side streets and many of the main roads were not even touched. Perfect conditions for a Jeep and a great first test for the Liberty. Of course it passed with flying colors.

Fast-forward to tonight, Monday night. On my way to the dealership to drop off the spare keys of my trade-in I heard a noise. A scratching noise coming from the right side. When I applied the brakes stopping for a red light, I heard the noise again. When I accelerated at the green light, the same sound was heard. The entire ride to the dealership the noise was there. A faint scratching sound, kind of like the brakes scratching.

When I got to the dealership, I gave the trade-in car keys to Ray and then told him about the problem with the Jeep. He put his coat on and we took a test ride. He heard the noise, but could not identify it. Being that it was after 6 pm, the service department was closed and the last mechanic was shutting off the lights ready to go home after a long hard day of work. Instead of leaving, he offered to go for a test ride as well to see what was the problem.

Again, the service technician heard the noise but could not identify the source. Surprisingly, he opened the service department and pulled the Liberty in and gave it the once over. He couldn’t find anything. At this point, the manager came out and asked to take it for a spin. So, in the car we went and this time he drove. Going up the street the sound appeared again. He stopped and started and every time the sound was heard. He said he didn’t know what it was.

From my new vantage point, the passenger seat, the noise was coming from the left, not from the right when I was driving. Then it hit me. I opened the center console and there it was. CD jewel cases in the fancy holder slots. As we slowed down, the CD case would scrape against the side making a scratching sound. I took the CD cases out and miraculously the noise stopped. We both started laughing, guarded at first, then a good hearty laugh seconds later. It wasn’t the brakes, or tires, it was the damn CD case bouncing back and forth.

We returned and I immediately went and told the service mechanic what the problem was. He chuckled and said at least we found the problem before we tore the Jeep apart. I was going to tell Ray but he was with another customer so I thanked the manager and asked him to tell Ray thank you as well.

An hour later my phone rang. It was Ray. He asked if my Liberty was making any more noises on my way home. He was busting my chops a little. Apparently the entire dealership is now aware of the “Incident” and all including me were getting a good laugh about it. My wife and son had a hearty laugh as well. All is now good in the world.

In conclusion, the Grassy Knoll recommends Greenwood Jeep & Chrysler Market Motors. They are a great bunch of people there. All went above and beyond the limit of customer care and service.

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2 Responses to “Jeep Liberty Has Landed”

  1. 57MotoHead said

    That’s what I’m talking about. So your a Jeep head and Mopar man. Good for you. That service tech should be given high praise for sticking around. Most bolt as soon as the whistle blows.

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