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Pepsi Wang Taste

Posted by LOTGK on October 10, 2007

The Lunch Room Bandit

Every office has one. No lunch or beverage is safe when the bandit is on the loose. And the bandit is a sly devil knowing all the tricks of the trade to stay one step ahead of the office manager. Not even web cams, video surveillance camera’s, or security guards posted outside the lunch area can come close to capturing this elusive office worker.

So, what’s an employee to do? Take the fight to the bandit. One employee at my office was so disgusted that this bandit went unchecked that one day he decided to lure him out with bait that he couldn’t refuse.

The next day, his plan was implemented with only a very select few of us knowing the actual plan. He would put his 2 liter bottle of Pepsi in the refrigerator as he had been doing for the past several months. (Each day, approximately half of the pop would come up missing at different intervals of the day) During the day, he would go and check on his Pepsi and check the measurements of pop that was left. He would not take a single sip this day so as to get an accurate measurement. By 3pm, more than half of the 2 liters had been consumed. Hook, line, and sinker…..

At 5pm, as everyone was waiting in line to punch out, the owner of the Pepsi spoke up. He said to everyone in line that he hoped that the person or persons who partook in the drinking of his Pepsi feel good about themselves. He also asked if the Pepsi had a different taste to it today. He then said because before he came to work he emptied out half of the Pepsi and took a whiz in the bottle filling it up. He said that would definitely give it a Wang taste to it.

He then scoured the employee’s faces for winces and cringes. Several people started to choke and gag. The bandits were caught. Lunches would be once again safe in the refrigerator. Justice was served.

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2 Responses to “Pepsi Wang Taste”

  1. May Fourth said

    Thats funny as hell. I’m rolling on the floor. Something like that happened to us at our company. Instead of pop, it was food. Someone was stealing lunches and one guy Tim laced his sandwich with X-Lax and the guy who stole it shit his pants.

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