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Milford Hotel – Manhattan, New York

Posted by LOTGK on October 10, 2007

Travelling for the Grassy Knoll Institute, I stay at many a hotels and motels. Usually when I venture to NYC, I stay at the Marriott Marquis on Times Square. This time however, the Marriott was booked and I opted in for the Milford Plaza. The Internet showed a very nice lobby so I took the gamble. (Snake Eyes)

Upon arrival, yes the lobby was nice looking but the further inside you got, the wear and tear began to appear. Keeping in mind that I was on business, I was still not overly concerned. I was checked in on a timely manner and made my way toward the elevators to my room.

As almost every traveler knows, the elevators are the heart and soul of the hotel and how quickly they work is the key element. The Milford would not disappoint here. In fact, although the elevators were small and dilapidated, they did not make you wait. They were quite fast actually. So far, not bad. Stopping at floor #8, I walked out of the elevator and down the hallway. I quickly noticed that the hallways were very narrow. About half as wide as the Marriott, but, hey, it was only a hallway so who cares.

Entering my room, I scanned what would be my home for the next 5 days. The room was standard fair with a king size bed, nightstand, TV, closet, dresser, and the bathroom. At first inspection, I overlooked the windows, windows that actually opened, and not just an inch, but also several feet. Thinking nothing of it, this oversight would play a big role for me not recommending the Milford. You see, the windows, even when closed, were not tightly closed thus letting in the ambient sounds of the busy city below. At 2am in the morning, ambient was not one of my word choices for the noise billowing in from the street through the windows.

Arriving late, I quickly unpacked and went to my business appointment. That evening, after dinner, which was at the Stage Deli BTW, (Turkey, American cheese, on a Kaiser roll) I retired to my room for the evening. Needing to use the bathroom, I spied the problem. The toilet did not have any legroom. There was a hamper like box jutting out from the wall that housed the heater element for the room eliminating any type of space for your feet. Being just over six feet tall, this would be a challenge.

Not to get into to many delicate details, but to use the bathroom you had to sit on the seat and slowly pivot as far as you could to center yourself so to speak. Good balance and being limber was also a requirement to use the facilities.

Anyway, that is the explanation of the picture of the Milford Hotel bathroom on my web page. P.S. That was a very long five days in NYC.

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One Response to “Milford Hotel – Manhattan, New York”

  1. The same guy who put in the toilets in the Milford must have designed the bathrooms in my building.

    There is no leg room on the left when I have to use the toilet. And it’s the smallest toilet I have ever seen. Maybe they got them from Billy Barty’s house, I dunno.

    I’m 6ft 2, but I always feel I am crammed into one of those old school desks with their wierd fold down tables that I had in 7th grade.

    And it has a flush capacity of about a cup of water. Damned conservation Nazis, I am constantly plungering the damned thing.


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