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Cock Fight At Hockey Game

Posted by LOTGK on October 10, 2007

I went to a hockey game Friday night. I was invited and was given choice seats. I was sitting in the press box, between both teams bench. Center ice. But the seating arrangements are not what this is about. This blog is of course about a fight that broke out during the game.

So, it’s Friday night, and the Youngstown Phantoms hockey team is in the first day of a four day league wide showcase where all teams come to play here in Youngstown in a round robin tournament.

The Phantoms were slated to play at 7:30pm against Springfield. The Phantoms took control two minutes into the game taking a 1-0 lead and were on their way to a high scoring 10-1 victory.

Early in the third period, of course a fight broke out. This was not your typical 15 second two player fight. This one involved several players from each team and lasted several minutes. As the referee’s got control of the game again, one of the Springfield players took a vicious cheap shot at one of the Phantom players. Bob, who was the announcer, saw it and immediately proceeded to yell and scream at him.

This got the ire up from the opposing teams coach and he started shouting at Bob. In mere seconds, the coach was trying to make his way into the press box where we were. Profanity was thick in the air as both were giving as good as they were getting. The coach was subdued and we were ready to play hockey again. Almost!

The referee came over and told Bob that he was inciting the opposing team and that he would have to leave. Bob got ejected. Tom, one of the managers of the Youngstown Phantoms, took over as announcer.

The game resumed and everything was back to normal. Or so I thought. Several minutes after the game resumed, Allison, another big wig Ice Zone employee, started talking to Tom through the walkie talkie. We are at a hockey game, in an enclosed booth, 10 players just inches from us in the penalty box yelling at each other, the crowd was cheering, music playing and Allison is giving Tom instructions over the walkie talkie.

All I heard through the static and noise was that Tom was to announce that Bob, the voice of the Phantoms was ejected from the game. This is what we heard…..”Tom, announce that Bob was ejected for cock talking……” Tom looked at me, then back to the walkie talkie and asked Allison again. Allison again said, “For cock talking, for cock talking, he was ejected for cock talking.”

I was now laughing as was Tom. He said he couldn’t announce that on the air. I tried to help and asked Allison to repeat what she just said. I held the walkie talkie close to my ear to listen. Yep, I heard cock talking. Thats when Tom and I saw the owner of the Phantoms standing next to Allison, on the other side of the rink, giving us some hand signals. I waved back. I had no idea what he was trying to gesture. It looked like he was doing the “YMCA” dance by the Village People. He does it pretty good BTW.

At this point Allison spelled it out. “c….r….o…s….s…. talking. Ohhh, cross, not cock talking. That’s what he was doing, he was making a cross with his hands over his chest. I get it now!!!!

So Tom announced that Bob was ejected and the game continued and ended with the Phantoms scoring an impressive victory……

PS. Bob also won the 50/50 raffle…..rumor has it he had to split it with the Springfield coach.

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