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Open 24 Hours

Posted by LOTGK on October 8, 2007

On my way home from work one evening at around 11:30 pm and feeling hungry, I pulled into the 7-11, the local Food mart to get some of their fried chicken and jojo fries and a coke. I noticed my car was the only car in the lot as I started for the doors. I noticed the sign outside stating “OPEN 24 HOURS”.I was just about to open the door when the clerk started to lock up the door. He said, “Sorry, we’re closed.” Looking right at him, I said, “But your sign says you’re open 24 hours.” The clerk calmly looks towards me and says, but not today we’re not.

I started to laugh for just a few nights earlier I was watching Steven Wrights comedy act and one of his bits was almost exactly like what I had just experienced. Wright said that he went to a store one evening but the store was closed and he met the store manager coming out of the store. He asked the manager why he was closed when the sign said “OPEN 24 HOURS,” The store manager said, “Not in a row!”

I was denied jojo fries that evening.

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One Response to “Open 24 Hours”

  1. Hogan said

    Maybe the guy was robbing the place, and had the clerk tied up in the back, already dismemebered and dead and you were a mere second away from death as well. Ever think of that.

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