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Week 5 Winners And Losers

Posted by LOTGK on October 7, 2007

Brett Favre broke the NFL TD passing record last week against the Minnesota Vikings and are 4-0 this season. Randy Moss has 7 TD catches and over 500 yards receiving putting him on pace for over 2000 yards receiving. The Bengals suck, the Saints suck, the Chargers suck, the Bears suck. And what the hell, the Cardinals actually possibly being favored this weekend. It’s the NFL bizarro season so far and my picks reflect that.

Last week I was a pitiful 6-8, (Got a call from coach Brad Childress who told me to stay the course, whatever the hell that means) leaving me a stout 34-28 for the season.

To make things more interesting, I decided to let my cat Thunder pick this week’s games. Here we go.

Cardinals at Rams
I wonder if Leinert likes sharing duties. No, not changing diapers and other fatherly duties, but sharing time with Shopco’s bagger of the week Kurt Warner. God, I hate his wife. Waving and crying and crap. Gus the goal post loving QB gets the nod this week for the Rams. Jenna Jamison is rumored to guest appear. (Score!) Thunder says…
Cardinals win

Falcons at Titans
Atlanta won their one game for the season last week. Harrington has put up some impressive numbers this season. (Psst! news flash. He’s still Joey Harrington) Vince Young actually throws for over 100 yards this week. And it’s enough. thunder says…
Titans win

Panthers at Saints
Carr gets the start, and a good 5th round trade pickup he is. It’s now Reggie time. Is he all hype or does he have substance? He gets his chance Sunday. Bree’s needs to forget the past and begin anew. Thunder says….
Saints win

Browns at Patriots
Anderson and Edwards are becoming a formidable tandem and when you add Jamal Lewis, it makes them a formidable trandem. (Whatever!) Randy Moss may get 500 yards this game. Brady will throttle it back a bit. Will keep Moss to under 400 yards. Thunder picks…
Patriots win

Lions at Redskins
Are the Lions for real? Was Kitna correct in his prediction on his 10 win season? Did Oceanic flight 815 really crash or is the Lost survivors all in a virtual realit laboratory? We get two of the three answers this week. The other answer we have to wait three more seasons. Yes, Redskins. At the right place at the right time. Thunder roars…
Redskins win

Jaguars at Chiefs
Think the Jags are missing Leftwich? I do! Hey Larry Johnson, I know you held out on principle wanting to be paid the same as Tomlinson, but, you know you don’t have to play like him. Go get a touchdown this sunday. Or two. Your team needs it. Thunder says…
Chiefs win

Dolphins at Texans
Dolphins got their collective asses handed to them by Daunte Culpepper last week, the quarterback they cut deeming him not ready. Did you see him gettin his roll on. Schaub needs to be steady. Thunder purrs…
Texans win

Jets at NY Giants
Who’s home game is this really? Memo to Jets offensive line. Giants are sack beasts. Keep an extra guy in to avoid the sack dance. Eli’s coming, Plexico is a godsend, Jets don’t have to far to go home when they lose. Thunder says…
Giants win

Seahawks at Steelers
Has is nate burleson’s 49 million contract doing? Is Hasselbeck over last season’s performance. How will coach Tomlin react to his first loss as an NFL coach. With a victory of course. Thunder yawns…
Steelers win

Buccaneers at Colts
Tampa attempted to pick up M. Moore, third string RB from the Vikings to supplement their running game. Tell me that isn’t desperation!! Colts have several kep starters out. But Manning is still the man. Look for rookie Gonzalez to have a big game. Thunder says…
Colts win

Ravens at 49ers
Ravens got toasted by the Browns last week. Edwards owned them. Ray Lewis, click, clack, mean anything to you? 49ers, ehh, well, after a good start, is behind the Vikings in scoring and that is pathetic. Thonder laughs…
Ravens win

Chargers at Bronco’s
Marty! Marty! Marty! I’m lovin that. The bolts are out of electricity. Bronco’s Shanahan has lost that magic, being able to plug in any back and they get 1000 yards rushing. The curse started when they drafted Maurice Clarett in the third round. And it continues. Thunder says…
Chargers win

Bears at Packers
How is that Griese experiment going? I love the statement by Lovie Smith saying this is not a temporary change, we’re sticking with Griese. (Lovie, open mouth, insert foot) Of course, Favre will have to be airlifted into the stadium this sunday cause his ego is way to big to fit through the doors since breaking Marino’s TD passes record. Yjunder meows..
Upset special of the week. Bears win

Cowboys at Bills
Who would have thought that both Randy Moss and Terrell Owens would be known for only their on field play so far this season. Romo ain’t no Aikman and Owens ain’t no Irvin, and Wade ain’t no Tom, but the Bills have nothing. Thunder picks…
Cowboys win

Bye week teams: Eagles, Raiders, Vikings, Bengals.

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One Response to “Week 5 Winners And Losers”

  1. LOTGK said

    What a finish last night. Buffalo did everything they could to win but Dallas kept fighting. A fantastic finish.

    And I went, (err, my cat thunder went) 12-2 for the week. Amazing.

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