Posted by LOTGK on October 7, 2007
Do you have a problem? Questions you need honest answers to? Just need some plain speaking advice? If yes, we suggest seeking professional help. If you decide to stay, the Grassy Knoll Institute Think Tank will offer our 99 cents worth of advice to you.On our Grassy Knoll institute web site, we have an email link for net surfers to contact us for any reason at all. To ask the curator questions, submit giant alien sightings, confirm conspiracies, send us Elvis sightings, and everything else under the sun. Usually when surfers ask questions, they get put in the Grassy Knoll Institute F.A.Q.’s section. But sometimes, a question deserves the spotlight such as the one below submitted by Jimmy from Sacramento.
Problem With Electronics:
Dear Grassy Knoll Think Tank,
I’m having trouble with my VCR. What can I do about all the sex, violence, nudity, and profanity on it?
Jim From Sacramento.
Jim, sometimes manufacturers make electronics much too difficult for the ordinary consumer. In todays gadget and gizmo society, even the standard VCR is complicated. (On a side note, the VCR is set for extinction in late 2007 when all manufacturers will stop producing new ones) That flashing clock signaling 12:00 PM can be frustrating and the instruction manual reads like War And Peace. (I read War And Peace in my speed reading course. It took me 11 minutes to read it. The book’s about Russia!) Programming the VCR is another concern for it is now not just connected toy your television set but also to digital cable, satellite dish, HDtv, off air antenna, the computer, and of course, the Tivo. All those numbers by your favorite show in the TV Guide section can be an undaunting task to select the right numbers.
Now, to answer your question….. There are two ways to approach this. One way is to make sure that the VCR is not programmed to automatically record late night cable shows such as Skinamax After Dark.
Another approach is to fucking quit dubbing all your buddies porno tapes late at night when the wife goes to sleep. Or, if you must continue to do so, at least have the fucking brain matter to switch tapes with either a blank one or one that has the movie HEIDI, the one with Shirley Temple, not the Temple Twat Twins.
Hope this helps.
Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute.
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